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Right.

So, I saw "Freddy us. Jesus Jason." I expected lots of blood, lots of bad language and lots of boobs; and it didn't disappoint! It was rather light on the boobage, though. ;) There was only one pair of naked ones, and I think she should sue her plastic surgeon. I don't think they're supposed to put baseballs in and just sew the skin back over them.

No, guys. Really. I've seen nice fake tits, and these would NOT be listed among them.

Kelly Rowland, in the first 5 minutes, is a better actress than Beyonce.

The lead scream girl was Brittany Murphy...except not. It was like that's who the wanted but couldn't get her, so they gave us an incredible simulation.

No male heartthrobs... *pouts*

Freddy and Jason should have their own reality series. Just about them living in a loft in Soho. Freddy works as a fry cook; Jason is a janitor. I'd so love to see their wacky adventures. Put it right between Punk'd & The Osbournes.

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On MTV, there's a guy carrying a stick with a fake spider on a string. It was intended to be a practical joke, I think.

An announcer actually said, "here comes the spider man."

*shoots self*

*drools*

Neeeeeeeeeeeeed...



Oh, the lovely things that teofphiglet finds.

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Flame Warriors

Yeah, I know I should be wIrking, but I don't much feel like it.

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When do you know that you've spent way too long in office life?

For me, it was when I got too excited about a stapler...and discovered the sheer joy that is the black gel pen.

My personal Hell.

( What? No Bill Gates? )