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[sexyscholar]

Right.

So, I saw "Freddy us. Jesus Jason." I expected lots of blood, lots of bad language and lots of boobs; and it didn't disappoint! It was rather light on the boobage, though. ;) There was only one pair of naked ones, and I think she should sue her plastic surgeon. I don't think they're supposed to put baseballs in and just sew the skin back over them.

No, guys. Really. I've seen nice fake tits, and these would NOT be listed among them.

Kelly Rowland, in the first 5 minutes, is a better actress than Beyonce.

The lead scream girl was Brittany Murphy...except not. It was like that's who the wanted but couldn't get her, so they gave us an incredible simulation.

No male heartthrobs... *pouts*

Freddy and Jason should have their own reality series. Just about them living in a loft in Soho. Freddy works as a fry cook; Jason is a janitor. I'd so love to see their wacky adventures. Put it right between Punk'd & The Osbournes.

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On MTV, there's a guy carrying a stick with a fake spider on a string. It was intended to be a practical joke, I think.

An announcer actually said, "here comes the spider man."

*shoots self*

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[greyyguy.livejournal.com]

No male heartthrobs... *pouts*

Whaddya mean "no male heartthrobs"???? Who do you think the title characters were?

:)

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...

I didn't think about it like that. I prefer my men alive...

...but looking back on some past dates, it's not like I haven't dated a (figuratively) dead guy in the past.

Freddy is very talented with his fingers...it's all a question of which ones he uses.

:)

[greyyguy.livejournal.com]

Well, if you remember back to the first Freddy movie with the bath scene, it did look like he was pretty well endowed. And it seemed prehensile. And Jason- if he has enough endurance to kill of that many campers and chase down that many people, I would think that would be a plus in bed. And he is a big guy. I'm told by female friends that have sampled a statistically significant population that larger men tend to be... proportionately sized.

:)

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

[ahem]

larger men tend to be... proportionately sized

Tell that to my ex-husband. He's 6'4"... and left much to be desired in that department.

From *my* research, men that have lankier builds seem to get the lion's share. ;)

I think women need to get over Jason's "ew, he's a dead guy!" look and give him some affection. I think he would simmer down considerably is he just got laid.

I mean, Jason is a 57 (?) year old virgin...

Forget about music...I know what soothes the savage beast. ;)

[albadore.livejournal.com]

In MY humble opinion, seeing fake boobies is like taking a drink of what you think is Coke and getting Tab instead. Yuck.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Most men that I've asked are all for *looking* at fake boobies, but feeling said boobies are another thing entirely.

:)

[albadore.livejournal.com]

blech...I don't get the appeal. They look like they have big ol' tumors in em.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Well, they feed into the male fantasy that all are plump and round and sit up like baseballs.

:)

[albadore.livejournal.com]

Yeah...I understand the concept, but I never did share that particular fantasy. I've always found the reality of the feminine form plenty exciting on its own...
I guess I'm missing some important Guy Genes. I don't much care for implants, sports or Jackass. (well, except the one where the dwarf was skateboarding around dressed like an oompaloompa. THAT was funny.)

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Wee-Man is ALWAYS funny.

[sickagain.livejournal.com]

i'm dying to know who won!
if you could just im me @ alohaMrHnd and let me know, you'd be my new hero
thanks   :)

[frankendorfer.livejournal.com]

"Freddy and Jason should have their own reality series. Just about them living in a loft in Soho. Freddy works as a fry cook; Jason is a janitor. I'd so love to see their wacky adventures. Put it right between Punk'd & The Osbournes"

The best idea since curly fries.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

I want to see what happens when Jason and Freddy do when a fresh-out-of-rehab Jack Osbourne moves in next door.

"They're on a collision course to wackiness..."