My personal Hell.

[sexyscholar]

General asshats
Circle I Limbo

Republicans
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

The Pope
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Rednecks
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Saddam Hussein
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

DMV Employees
Circle VII Burning Sands

Osama bin Laden
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

George Bush
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

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[shadowofsummer.livejournal.com]

Bill Gates owns Hell.
Microsoft bought it three years ago in a hostile takeover bid.
Satan now flips burgers in McDonalds, where he has already learned hundreds of new evils.

Don't you know this? The only thing stopping Bill Gates from being the root of all evil is that he'd never try to tempt anyone into getting an Apple...