no, rpattz. i am most certainly NOT dazzled.

[sexyscholar]

you know what?

FUCK BELLA. FUCK HER IN FACE.

eta: jfc the more i watch it, the more i fucking hate her.

"i love you."

why?

because love is blind. and deaf. and stupid. and has bad taste.

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Re: OMG!

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

OH DEAR GOD NO. I WOULD NEVER EVER. SHOOT ME IF I EVEN THINK OF IT, K?

No, I promised glancast that I'd write her some frivolous R/D porn, because I apparently gutted her with an angsty-ish drabble I did a few days ago. In her list of "wants" she mentioned something about glitter. xD

Re: OMG!

[celestinenox]

I WILL. I PROMISE I WILL SHOOT YOU IF IT COMES TO THAT, NOT MATTER HOW DIFFICULT IT MAY BE. D:

See, and now all I can think about is glitter is uncomfortable places. XD

Re: OMG!

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Well, it's more like body glitter. OOOH I THINK I'LL MAKE IT FLAVORED.

You know. Because they have that now.

Re: OMG!

[celestinenox]

Well I know THAT. But still. XD

(I'm just that twitchy. BODY GLITTER GOES ON THE OUTSIDE. D: )

Re: OMG!

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

(Oh dear. Well, if it helps any, it's only on, like, the proper extremities. Nothing on the speshul bits. :p)

Re: OMG!

[celestinenox]

(It does. XD )

Re: OMG!

[glancast.livejournal.com]

And I pretty much would hate you if you did write that... I'm just as turned off by Sparkles as any normal sane person.