no, rpattz. i am most certainly NOT dazzled.

[sexyscholar]

you know what?

FUCK BELLA. FUCK HER IN FACE.

eta: jfc the more i watch it, the more i fucking hate her.

"i love you."

why?

because love is blind. and deaf. and stupid. and has bad taste.

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[seraphimerising.livejournal.com]

Amen sister!

[peachsodapixie.livejournal.com]

Fuck ALL of them...when ever my younger sister and her friends do the Team Edward V. Team Jacob fights I scream "I SUPPORT REMUS LUPIN" as loudly and as frequently as possible....

[honey-child.livejournal.com]

Bella just bugs me. In the books they attempted to present her as this incredibly nice, gracious, and caring individual when she's the opposite. She treats her human friends like crap. She treats her parents like they're 4.

And I'm Team Let's Burn The Books Before the Next Generation of Girls Thinks that Having a Boyfriend is the Most Important Thing in the World.

[cuteej4.livejournal.com]

Did you ever read this?
http://markreadstwilight.buzznet.com/user/journal/4400301/mark-reads-twilight-preface-chapter/
It's the absolute best.

Also, I wholeheartedly agree with you. I hate Bella, Kristen Stewart, and Stephanie Meyer. If I saw Stephanie Meyer in the middle of the street then I would run her over with my car. If I saw Stephanie Meyer dying...I would not help her. That is how much I hate her.

[supersonicchica.livejournal.com]

oh you mean Bella Swan- The biggest Mary Sue to grace the New York Times Best seller's list.. Shame Stephenie Meyer!!!!

See that's what we're doing wrong we should all write Mary Sues and make millions of smackaroos!!!!

OMG!

[glancast.livejournal.com]

I'M WATCHING IT TOO... And I agree...

My mom just said, "Bella has disgusting taste in men..." LMAO!

I do ♥ me some Jella though... But He deserves so much better than her...

[glancast.livejournal.com]

"i love you."

why?

because love is blind. and deaf. and stupid. and has bad taste.

Manipulative... Just plain Manipulative!!!

sarcasm, i has it

[elledesu.livejournal.com]

BUT BUT BUT HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE THEM? THEY'RE LIKE TOTALLY IN LOVE AND IT'S SO PERFECT AND HE'S SO AMAZING AND DAZZLING AND SHINING, AND WHO WOULDN'T WANT A BOYFRIEND THAT WATCHES YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT AND STALKS YOU AND CAN CHOMP INTO YOUR FLESH AT ANY MOMENT? THAT SOUNDS TOTALLY AWESOME TO MEEEEEEEEE. BECAUSE, YA KNOW, RPATTZ EDWARD CULLEN IS SO AWESOME AND AMAZING AND VAMPIRES TOTALLY SPARKLE DAMMIT! ALL THOSE OTHER AUTHORS GOT IT WRONG, THEY DON'T BURN UP IN THE SUN, THEY JUST SPARKLE, BUT ALL THOSE OTHER GIRLS WERE JUST BLINDED BY THE SPARKLING AND THEIR EYES BURNED, SO THEY THOUGHT THAT THE VAMPIRES WERE ON FIRE. TOTALLY. AND YA KNOW, IT'S TOTALLY COOL THAT LIKE HE DOES STUFF AND LOOKS AT HER LIKE SHE SMELLS LIKE SHE ROLLED IN DOG SHIT, AND I TOTALLY WANT TO BE STEPHENIE MEYER BELLA AND HAVE A CREEPY STALKER UNDEAD BOYFRIEND LIKE THAT. IT WOULD BE AWESOME.

[glancast.livejournal.com]

Sorry, Mona... But I must...

[celestinenox]

ILU MORE AND MORE EVERY DAY. :D :D :D

[xlnyc.livejournal.com]

i'm too distracted by Bella's lazy eye
it just irks me

and Dakota Fanning is too darned grown up
that was the creeepiest part of the movie to me