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sexyscholarFUCK BELLA. FUCK HER IN FACE.
eta: jfc the more i watch it, the more i fucking hate her.
"i love you."
why?
because love is blind. and deaf. and stupid. and has bad taste.
sexyscholarFUCK BELLA. FUCK HER IN FACE.
eta: jfc the more i watch it, the more i fucking hate her.
"i love you."
why?
because love is blind. and deaf. and stupid. and has bad taste.
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Date: 2010-03-28 03:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-28 03:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-28 03:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-28 03:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-28 03:50 am (UTC)And I'm Team Let's Burn The Books Before the Next Generation of Girls Thinks that Having a Boyfriend is the Most Important Thing in the World.
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Date: 2010-03-28 03:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-28 03:55 am (UTC)I had to hold back slapping her because she was a patron.
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Date: 2010-03-28 03:56 am (UTC)I'll volunteer the alcohol and the match 0:)
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Date: 2010-03-28 03:55 am (UTC)http://markreadstwilight.buzznet.com/user/journal/4400301/mark-reads-twilight-preface-chapter/
It's the absolute best.
Also, I wholeheartedly agree with you. I hate Bella, Kristen Stewart, and Stephanie Meyer. If I saw Stephanie Meyer in the middle of the street then I would run her over with my car. If I saw Stephanie Meyer dying...I would not help her. That is how much I hate her.
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Date: 2010-03-28 03:56 am (UTC)See that's what we're doing wrong we should all write Mary Sues and make millions of smackaroos!!!!
OMG!
Date: 2010-03-28 04:03 am (UTC)My mom just said, "Bella has disgusting taste in men..." LMAO!
I do ♥ me some Jella though... But He deserves so much better than her...
Re: OMG!
Date: 2010-03-28 05:09 am (UTC)Then you might like this fic: Contingencies by my sweetheart,
I only read it because she wrote it, but I was glad I did. IT'S REALLY GOOD. AND HOT. AND THE BEST FIX-IT FIC EVER.
Re: OMG!
Date: 2010-03-28 05:37 am (UTC)Re: OMG!
Date: 2010-03-28 05:43 am (UTC)(In other news, I totally had a epiphany this afternoon and wrote most of the smut for your R/D. Now I just have to come up with the non-smut at the beginning. :p)
Re: OMG!
Date: 2010-03-28 06:01 am (UTC)Not the Non-Smut!
Re: OMG!
Date: 2010-03-28 06:14 am (UTC)I mean. It could just start with the glittery fucking. You know, "Ron and Draco come back high from a rave and have sex for no reason."
Or something like that. :p
Re: OMG!
Date: 2010-03-28 06:32 am (UTC)BTW... Dunno if you've seen this, but...
http://www.afterelton.com/node/32678
Re: OMG!
Date: 2010-03-28 06:36 am (UTC)Oh. OH OH OH. Reid's gonna fall first, I CAN FEEL IT.
Re: OMG!
Date: 2010-03-28 06:39 am (UTC)This will be the one for Luke. He's always chasing after the "Straight" guys... This time they both know who they are, and HE will be chased...
*dies*
Re: OMG!
Date: 2010-03-28 07:02 am (UTC)I'm really hoping that with only six months or so to go, that the writers will just go for it and give them an actual love scene. None of this coming out of the shower "OH WE TOTALLY JUST HAD SEX" bullshit.
I want grabby, fierce kissing and pulling at clothes and lips on bare skin. I want 'so turned on they can't help themselves.'
Re: OMG!
Date: 2010-03-28 07:08 am (UTC)Re: OMG!
Date: 2010-03-28 02:11 pm (UTC)EXCEPT FOR THE ENDING. *SADFACE*
Re: OMG!
Date: 2010-03-28 02:30 pm (UTC)Re: OMG!
Date: 2010-03-28 01:31 pm (UTC)I read this and started to panic that you were writing Ron or Draco as a sparklepire. D: D: D:
Re: OMG!
Date: 2010-03-28 02:06 pm (UTC)No, I promised
Re: OMG!
Date: 2010-03-28 02:13 pm (UTC)See, and now all I can think about is glitter is uncomfortable places. XD
Re: OMG!
Date: 2010-03-28 02:18 pm (UTC)You know. Because they have that now.
Re: OMG!
Date: 2010-03-28 02:21 pm (UTC)(I'm just that twitchy. BODY GLITTER GOES ON THE OUTSIDE. D: )
Re: OMG!
Date: 2010-03-28 02:31 pm (UTC)Re: OMG!
Date: 2010-03-28 02:39 pm (UTC)Re: OMG!
Date: 2010-03-28 02:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-28 05:01 am (UTC)Manipulative... Just plain Manipulative!!!
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Date: 2010-03-28 05:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-28 05:42 am (UTC)Girl, Jacob's bare chest is my Medicine for this sickly-sweet "Heroin" overdose...
It warms the belly... Kind of like scotch?
sarcasm, i has it
Date: 2010-03-28 05:45 am (UTC)RPATTZEDWARD CULLEN IS SO AWESOME AND AMAZING AND VAMPIRES TOTALLY SPARKLE DAMMIT! ALL THOSE OTHER AUTHORS GOT IT WRONG, THEY DON'T BURN UP IN THE SUN, THEY JUST SPARKLE, BUT ALL THOSE OTHER GIRLS WERE JUST BLINDED BY THE SPARKLING AND THEIR EYES BURNED, SO THEY THOUGHT THAT THE VAMPIRES WERE ON FIRE. TOTALLY. AND YA KNOW, IT'S TOTALLY COOL THAT LIKE HE DOES STUFF AND LOOKS AT HER LIKE SHE SMELLS LIKE SHE ROLLED IN DOG SHIT, AND I TOTALLY WANT TO BESTEPHENIE MEYERBELLA AND HAVE A CREEPY STALKER UNDEAD BOYFRIEND LIKE THAT. IT WOULD BE AWESOME.Re: sarcasm, i has it
Date: 2010-03-28 05:46 am (UTC)Re: sarcasm, i has it
Date: 2010-03-28 05:47 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-03-30 03:00 am (UTC)it just irks me
and Dakota Fanning is too darned grown up
that was the creeepiest part of the movie to me