a phone call i just got:

[sexyscholar]

"i need to coooooooome. can you talk to me while i massage my meat so i can cooooooooooooooome?"



IDEFK.

Comments

[magicprophecy.livejournal.com]

ROFL. wow.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

It's like an entry right out of weepingcock.

D:

[mightyafrodite.livejournal.com]

You know, maybe this guy gets off on reciting passages from bad erotic fiction over the phone to people.

Yeah, I know it can't be that rational...