a phone call i just got:

[sexyscholar]

"i need to coooooooome. can you talk to me while i massage my meat so i can cooooooooooooooome?"



IDEFK.

Comments

[tehprincessj.livejournal.com]

LOL!

That's just... so random.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Dude. It took me a second to process what he said. >_<

I guess he must've gotten the help he needed from somewhere, because he didn't call back, LOL!

[magicprophecy.livejournal.com]

ROFL. wow.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

It's like an entry right out of weepingcock.

D:

[mightyafrodite.livejournal.com]

You know, maybe this guy gets off on reciting passages from bad erotic fiction over the phone to people.

Yeah, I know it can't be that rational...

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Ummmmm Huh?

[thatmikeychick.livejournal.com]

D00d, I just snarfed into my coffee.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

It was like he was reading from a bad porno...script. In hindsight, I wish I'd laughed, but I was too stunned at the time.

WTF.

[duskspoken.livejournal.com]

omg lulz
strange yet funny

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

And it's not the first time I've gotten an obscene call. They must like me. D:

This is my life.

[duskspoken.livejournal.com]

I would have cracked up laughing then hung up.

[coolwhipcarnage.livejournal.com]

Ok - It wasn't me - so that leaves everyone else.

Sorry I couldn't be more help!

[team-jessie.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure if he just dialed 1-800 anything he'd get a phone sex ad. If he was that revved up, I'm sure a 20 second ad would have done it.

[kendokamel.livejournal.com]

o_O

[mightyafrodite.livejournal.com]

Next time he calls, say "Not now, dear...I have a headache."

LMAO!!!!!

[glancast.livejournal.com]

Oh jeez... I just spit my water all over my dog.