I think...I think I need a support group.
Apr. 5th, 2009 02:09 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sexyscholarI just came back from seeing "Watchmen: The Adrian Veidt Story" for the THIRD time.
Srsly. I need help.
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mightyafrodite and I are each other's enablers. That's all I have to say.
mightyafrodite: Let's go see Watchmen again.
Me: :HAS SPAZ ATTACK: 'K.
/arrive at the theatre and convince the ticket lady that yes we indeed want to see Watchmen, even though it started35 15 minutes ago/
Me: DID WE MISS THE STUDIO 54 SCENE?! SHIT!
mightyafrodite: :checks fangirl script: I don't know; I can't read this shit in the dark!
Me: :EPIC SADNESS:
mightyafrodite: Wait -- there's hippies! It's only the 60s!
Me: OH THANK GOD. Yes yes, Jon's a starman, Andy Warhol's on minute 9, where the hell is-- OHHHHHHHH.
mightyafrodite: Holy shit; it's Ziggy Stardust! :whips out notepad:
Me: OZY JUST SHOOK ZIGGY'S HAND. I BET YOU THEY'RE GOING TO FUCK AFTER THIS. COVERED IN PURPLE GLITTER.
mightyafrodite: And spandex.
Me: THAT'S HOT.
mightyafrodite: :scribble scribble:
/Ozy goes away, leaving us bereft/
Both: :'(
/enter Dr. Manhattan's big blue project/
Me: Okay. So he's bald, there's no pubic hair, no pit hair... why does he still have eyebrows?
mightyafrodite: Beats me. :scribble scribble: Thin white dukes... :scribble scribble:
/cut to Adrian's big shiny office/
Both: :hearts seize:
Me: See what I mean about the windows?
mightyafrodite: I think he hangs to the left. :scribble: Huh?
Me: WINDOWS, WOMAN! :makes a note to buy a good set of binoculars:
mightyafrodite: ...And the headboard should go about there.
/graphic near-rape scene/
Me: Is it bad that I find this profoundly arousing? Put down the pad!
mightyafrodite: Huh? Wha--oooh. No, I don't think it's bad at all. Unbuckle faster, damn you!
Me: Hooded Justice, if you're not going to join in then you need to bounce.
mightyafrodite: Grab the rope!
Me: Now it's a PARTY.
/funeral scene... Jon remembers fondly. or something/
mightyafrodite: The Smurfs have come a long way.
Me: La la lalala LA.
/Comedian lights cigar with flamethrower/
Both: :regress to thumbsucking stage:
mightyafrodite: Don't pull out now!
/Adrian remembers fondly...while looking fucking fierce in a leather raincoat./
/Adrian and Eddie compare dick sizes. Laurie and Jon make googly eyes at each other. Dan doesn't know what the fuck is going on. Rorschach bitches. Janey seethes./
Me: Will you two just FUCK already? Christ on a Triscuit.
mightyafrodite: Who would top?
Me: BOTH OF THEM. And wait 'til you see what Adrian has planned for that cigar.
/Eddie sets Adrian's 5th grade class U.S. map on fire/
Adrian: RUDE.
Eddie: Suck my dick; I don't give a fuck.
Adrian: :whimpers:
mightyafrodite: :whimpers:
/Enter looming official-looking movie employee guy. He looms loomingly./
Me: Be cool! Be cool!
mightyafrodite: Just breathe. We're in our thirties -- and we're about to be thrown out of the theatre. WTF.
Me: I WILL NOT MISS ADRIAN'S VERBAL SMACKDOWN. BE COOL.
mightyafrodite: 'K.
/Dan remembers fondly/
/Eddie jumps from Archie into 70s riot crowd. Apparently they're pissed off about the local store being out of afro picks, idk. Eddie has to chill them the fuck out./
Both: :DIE A MILLION LITTLE DEATHS:
mightyafrodite: I'm down for that police action.
/LEGENDARY VERBAL SMACKDOWN SCENE/
Both: jdlfksajd'ajf'laskjf;laskfjas;lkfjaslfkjaslfkjaslgkjas;dglkajs
[DUDE. I SERIOUSLY DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW. jflaskjfa;lskfjs;l]
mightyfrodite: purplesuitpurplesuitpurplesuit :rocks:
Adrian: "DON'T BITE DOWN YOU SONOFABITCH!"
Me: :EXPLODES:
mightyfrodite: :shoes burn off:
/official looming man is frightened away by SQUEE POWERRRR!TM/
/A whole lot of other shit happens...Adrian poisons the Veidt Glee Club...and then the climactic [HAHAHAHAHA CLIMAX] showdown./
Me: Dan's winter suit has little fur tuffs on the ears!
mightyafrodite: ICKLE!
mightyafrodite: Ozy's suit has nipples. NIPPLES.
Me: I'm going to send the costume designer a gift basket. Of sex.
mightyafrodite: And the Eye of Ra is over his crotch. His cock is a god. RAIN DOWN ON ME.
Me: SPLURT SPLURT.
The pair of us pretty much melted into puddles of complete incoherence at that point. Adrian movie-fucked us 35 minutes ago, and we're STILL feeling it.
I'm officially addicted to this movie. When it finally does come out on DVD, I'm going to buy it TWICE.
:passes out:
Srsly. I need help.
mightyafrodite and I are each other's enablers. That's all I have to say.mightyafrodite: Let's go see Watchmen again.Me: :HAS SPAZ ATTACK: 'K.
/arrive at the theatre and convince the ticket lady that yes we indeed want to see Watchmen, even though it started
Me: DID WE MISS THE STUDIO 54 SCENE?! SHIT!
mightyafrodite: :checks fangirl script: I don't know; I can't read this shit in the dark!Me: :EPIC SADNESS:
mightyafrodite: Wait -- there's hippies! It's only the 60s!Me: OH THANK GOD. Yes yes, Jon's a starman, Andy Warhol's on minute 9, where the hell is-- OHHHHHHHH.
mightyafrodite: Holy shit; it's Ziggy Stardust! :whips out notepad:Me: OZY JUST SHOOK ZIGGY'S HAND. I BET YOU THEY'RE GOING TO FUCK AFTER THIS. COVERED IN PURPLE GLITTER.
mightyafrodite: And spandex.Me: THAT'S HOT.
mightyafrodite: :scribble scribble:/Ozy goes away, leaving us bereft/
Both: :'(
/enter Dr. Manhattan's big blue project/
Me: Okay. So he's bald, there's no pubic hair, no pit hair... why does he still have eyebrows?
mightyafrodite: Beats me. :scribble scribble: Thin white dukes... :scribble scribble:/cut to Adrian's big shiny office/
Both: :hearts seize:
Me: See what I mean about the windows?
mightyafrodite: I think he hangs to the left. :scribble: Huh?Me: WINDOWS, WOMAN! :makes a note to buy a good set of binoculars:
mightyafrodite: ...And the headboard should go about there./graphic near-rape scene/
Me: Is it bad that I find this profoundly arousing? Put down the pad!
mightyafrodite: Huh? Wha--oooh. No, I don't think it's bad at all. Unbuckle faster, damn you!Me: Hooded Justice, if you're not going to join in then you need to bounce.
mightyafrodite: Grab the rope!Me: Now it's a PARTY.
/funeral scene... Jon remembers fondly. or something/
mightyafrodite: The Smurfs have come a long way.Me: La la lalala LA.
/Comedian lights cigar with flamethrower/
Both: :regress to thumbsucking stage:
mightyafrodite: Don't pull out now!/Adrian remembers fondly...while looking fucking fierce in a leather raincoat./
/Adrian and Eddie compare dick sizes. Laurie and Jon make googly eyes at each other. Dan doesn't know what the fuck is going on. Rorschach bitches. Janey seethes./
Me: Will you two just FUCK already? Christ on a Triscuit.
mightyafrodite: Who would top?Me: BOTH OF THEM. And wait 'til you see what Adrian has planned for that cigar.
/Eddie sets Adrian's 5th grade class U.S. map on fire/
Adrian: RUDE.
Eddie: Suck my dick; I don't give a fuck.
Adrian: :whimpers:
mightyafrodite: :whimpers:/Enter looming official-looking movie employee guy. He looms loomingly./
Me: Be cool! Be cool!
mightyafrodite: Just breathe. We're in our thirties -- and we're about to be thrown out of the theatre. WTF.Me: I WILL NOT MISS ADRIAN'S VERBAL SMACKDOWN. BE COOL.
mightyafrodite: 'K./Dan remembers fondly/
/Eddie jumps from Archie into 70s riot crowd. Apparently they're pissed off about the local store being out of afro picks, idk. Eddie has to chill them the fuck out./
Both: :DIE A MILLION LITTLE DEATHS:
mightyafrodite: I'm down for that police action./LEGENDARY VERBAL SMACKDOWN SCENE/
Both: jdlfksajd'ajf'laskjf;laskfjas;lkfjaslfkjaslfkjaslgkjas;dglkajs
[DUDE. I SERIOUSLY DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW. jflaskjfa;lskfjs;l]
mightyfrodite: purplesuitpurplesuitpurplesuit :rocks:Adrian: "DON'T BITE DOWN YOU SONOFABITCH!"
Me: :EXPLODES:
mightyfrodite: :shoes burn off:/official looming man is frightened away by SQUEE POWERRRR!TM/
/A whole lot of other shit happens...Adrian poisons the Veidt Glee Club...and then the climactic [HAHAHAHAHA CLIMAX] showdown./
Me: Dan's winter suit has little fur tuffs on the ears!
mightyafrodite: ICKLE!mightyafrodite: Ozy's suit has nipples. NIPPLES.Me: I'm going to send the costume designer a gift basket. Of sex.
mightyafrodite: And the Eye of Ra is over his crotch. His cock is a god. RAIN DOWN ON ME.Me: SPLURT SPLURT.
The pair of us pretty much melted into puddles of complete incoherence at that point. Adrian movie-fucked us 35 minutes ago, and we're STILL feeling it.
I'm officially addicted to this movie. When it finally does come out on DVD, I'm going to buy it TWICE.
:passes out:
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Date: 2009-04-08 03:10 am (UTC)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di0yBtI3kYM
cherrybomb promo. UNF FOREVER.
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Date: 2009-04-08 03:14 am (UTC)They have GOT to release this in the U.S. THEY JUST HAVE TO.