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duskspoken and stuckinsea:
Go to Urban Dictionary and type in the following.
Your Name.
Your age.
One of your friends.
What you should be doing.
Favorite Color.
Hometown.
Month of your birthday.
Last person you talked to.
Mona: A girl who moans alot during sex They need to get up out of my bedroom.
32: A sexual position in which the penis becomes hard in preperation for homosexual sex. Wait -- seriously?!
Becca: Cooler than cool, makes you laugh about anything Yup, that's Becca.
Working: A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience. I think this speaks for itself, don't you?
Blue: The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers. The sky is blue, and all the leaves are green...
Baltimore: Baltimore is the greatest city on earth. Sure its a little dirty, but thats a city for ya. What's there not to love. Going north on 95 at night there isnt a prettier sight. The neon Nati Boh, Domino sugar, and Philip's signs are great. The inner harbor and power plant live. There has to be something great about the city for row houses to sell for upwards of 300,000. And whats not to love about patterson park. And sure theres crime. But it's concentrated. Its not smart to wander onto north ave or greenmont street at night. All i can say is i love baltimore and anyone who bashes Bmore has probably never been here. Represent.
October: The name of U2's second album. It is one of their many, many amazing studio creations. Gloooooooooooooooria!
Sean: A sexy/hot/awesome person WOW! Three for three! (^_^)b
duskspoken and stuckinsea:Go to Urban Dictionary and type in the following.
Your Name.
Your age.
One of your friends.
What you should be doing.
Favorite Color.
Hometown.
Month of your birthday.
Last person you talked to.
Mona: A girl who moans alot during sex They need to get up out of my bedroom.
32: A sexual position in which the penis becomes hard in preperation for homosexual sex. Wait -- seriously?!
Becca: Cooler than cool, makes you laugh about anything Yup, that's Becca.
Working: A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience. I think this speaks for itself, don't you?
Blue: The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers. The sky is blue, and all the leaves are green...
Baltimore: Baltimore is the greatest city on earth. Sure its a little dirty, but thats a city for ya. What's there not to love. Going north on 95 at night there isnt a prettier sight. The neon Nati Boh, Domino sugar, and Philip's signs are great. The inner harbor and power plant live. There has to be something great about the city for row houses to sell for upwards of 300,000. And whats not to love about patterson park. And sure theres crime. But it's concentrated. Its not smart to wander onto north ave or greenmont street at night. All i can say is i love baltimore and anyone who bashes Bmore has probably never been here. Represent.
October: The name of U2's second album. It is one of their many, many amazing studio creations. Gloooooooooooooooria!
Sean: A sexy/hot/awesome person WOW! Three for three! (^_^)b
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Date: 2008-08-22 03:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-22 05:17 pm (UTC)29: 29 is akin to, in the words of most, "Humping a Humpback whale"
The 2 from sideways looks like a whale's hump and tail, hence the whale part, and the 9 is you. 29 resembles you humping a whale. It is a strange new thing that is catching on rapidly. Again: WHAT?
Laundry: First entry: Laundry can and is often used as a code name for sex, for discussion around people in public, or for people who are uncomfortable with the term "having sex" or "intercourse." Ok seriously, I'm beginning to see a bit of a pattern, here...
Bonus: the *best* result for this entry: Something Snoop (Doggy) Dogg does all by himself! Fuck!
Blue: The feeling when u wake up at 7 in the morning and remembering it's a monday. Must kill person for using 'u'...
Bloomington: A shit hole in south Texas with one stop light, a dairy queen and a Speedy Stop. Everyone knows your business and 99.8% of the people have kids by age of 16....if not then by the time they graduate. If your not doing drugs or getting knocked up you are in everyone elses business...you're idea of fun is going to the football games on Friday night to hang out and then getting someones aunt to buy you wine coolers to take back and drink down Black Bayou 1 or 2... 50% of the high school is employed at Dairy Queen or Speedy stop...the other half sit at home begging someone to drive them there..... 75% of the school cannot speak english and the other 25% are avid members of the FFA. If you graduated prior to 2008 and still in Bloomington you probably:
*Have one, two or more kids
*Live at your parents
*Think Cactus Canyon is the shit
*Date someone still in high school
*Just realized that texas country is cool
*Think its so cool to hang out at the fire cracker stand
*Get excited when you get promoted at Speedy Stop
*Throw a baby shower and are able to have all your friends involved cause they're all knocked up!
November: The most popular form of rain when getting married to a hot and sexy rockstar. Bwahaha!
Sally: To lay naked on one's back in the trunk of an automobile while traveling on an expressway and open the trunk, spreading eagle, surprising trailing motorists. Sallies work well with hatchbacks, SUV's, and cars with fold-down seats which allow trunk access. And I'm sure my mother would just LOVE that bit of information
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Date: 2008-08-22 05:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-22 06:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-22 06:17 pm (UTC)36: The Correct Canadian Slang for the number '36' is Pussy.
Marc: Marc can be used to describe a person extremely talented at maths. A maths geek!
A person who takes great interest in magic, and is amazing at it is a marc.
A person who plays guitar very well is a marc.
Marc is someone with sexy hair.
Going Home: Black phrase to describe a brother lost to 'the cause'.
Electric Blue: Super awesome bright blue. It's pretty bad ass.
Sarnia: Chemical Wasteland. Hey! I miss our green skies and chemical torches gently glowing through the night.
February: Love Sucks Month. But the 15th is Cheap Chocolate Day.
Maluhia: Maluhia isn't defined yet. Good luck with that.
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Date: 2008-08-22 06:40 pm (UTC)This cracked me right up. Not saying that Marc *doesn't* have sexy hair, but...man, that's just funny.