Kristy: Name to describe the most PRO person you have ever met in your entire life. Usually takes a liking to Bear Grylls, Journey and Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. What?
29: 29 is akin to, in the words of most, "Humping a Humpback whale" The 2 from sideways looks like a whale's hump and tail, hence the whale part, and the 9 is you. 29 resembles you humping a whale. It is a strange new thing that is catching on rapidly. Again: WHAT?
Laundry: First entry: Laundry can and is often used as a code name for sex, for discussion around people in public, or for people who are uncomfortable with the term "having sex" or "intercourse." Ok seriously, I'm beginning to see a bit of a pattern, here... Bonus: the *best* result for this entry: Something Snoop (Doggy) Dogg does all by himself! Fuck!
Blue: The feeling when u wake up at 7 in the morning and remembering it's a monday. Must kill person for using 'u'...
Bloomington: A shit hole in south Texas with one stop light, a dairy queen and a Speedy Stop. Everyone knows your business and 99.8% of the people have kids by age of 16....if not then by the time they graduate. If your not doing drugs or getting knocked up you are in everyone elses business...you're idea of fun is going to the football games on Friday night to hang out and then getting someones aunt to buy you wine coolers to take back and drink down Black Bayou 1 or 2... 50% of the high school is employed at Dairy Queen or Speedy stop...the other half sit at home begging someone to drive them there..... 75% of the school cannot speak english and the other 25% are avid members of the FFA. If you graduated prior to 2008 and still in Bloomington you probably: *Have one, two or more kids *Live at your parents *Think Cactus Canyon is the shit *Date someone still in high school *Just realized that texas country is cool *Think its so cool to hang out at the fire cracker stand *Get excited when you get promoted at Speedy Stop *Throw a baby shower and are able to have all your friends involved cause they're all knocked up!
November: The most popular form of rain when getting married to a hot and sexy rockstar. Bwahaha!
Sally: To lay naked on one's back in the trunk of an automobile while traveling on an expressway and open the trunk, spreading eagle, surprising trailing motorists. Sallies work well with hatchbacks, SUV's, and cars with fold-down seats which allow trunk access. And I'm sure my mother would just LOVE that bit of information
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Date: 2008-08-22 05:17 pm (UTC)29: 29 is akin to, in the words of most, "Humping a Humpback whale"
The 2 from sideways looks like a whale's hump and tail, hence the whale part, and the 9 is you. 29 resembles you humping a whale. It is a strange new thing that is catching on rapidly. Again: WHAT?
Laundry: First entry: Laundry can and is often used as a code name for sex, for discussion around people in public, or for people who are uncomfortable with the term "having sex" or "intercourse." Ok seriously, I'm beginning to see a bit of a pattern, here...
Bonus: the *best* result for this entry: Something Snoop (Doggy) Dogg does all by himself! Fuck!
Blue: The feeling when u wake up at 7 in the morning and remembering it's a monday. Must kill person for using 'u'...
Bloomington: A shit hole in south Texas with one stop light, a dairy queen and a Speedy Stop. Everyone knows your business and 99.8% of the people have kids by age of 16....if not then by the time they graduate. If your not doing drugs or getting knocked up you are in everyone elses business...you're idea of fun is going to the football games on Friday night to hang out and then getting someones aunt to buy you wine coolers to take back and drink down Black Bayou 1 or 2... 50% of the high school is employed at Dairy Queen or Speedy stop...the other half sit at home begging someone to drive them there..... 75% of the school cannot speak english and the other 25% are avid members of the FFA. If you graduated prior to 2008 and still in Bloomington you probably:
*Have one, two or more kids
*Live at your parents
*Think Cactus Canyon is the shit
*Date someone still in high school
*Just realized that texas country is cool
*Think its so cool to hang out at the fire cracker stand
*Get excited when you get promoted at Speedy Stop
*Throw a baby shower and are able to have all your friends involved cause they're all knocked up!
November: The most popular form of rain when getting married to a hot and sexy rockstar. Bwahaha!
Sally: To lay naked on one's back in the trunk of an automobile while traveling on an expressway and open the trunk, spreading eagle, surprising trailing motorists. Sallies work well with hatchbacks, SUV's, and cars with fold-down seats which allow trunk access. And I'm sure my mother would just LOVE that bit of information