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[sexyscholar]

From shunemo711...

A) Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
B) Possibly shag after a little persuasion, put in italics.
C) Leave the ones you don't know of or wouldn't want to shag alone.
D) Strike the ones you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
E) Add one of your own at the end.



1. Stephen Dorff
2. Wesley Snipes
3. Denzel Washington
4. Samuel L. Jackson
6. Ian Somerhalder
7. James Van Der Beek
8. Ashton Kutcher
9. Sean William Scott
10. The Rock
11. Brendan Fraser
12. Oded Fehr
13. John Hannah
14. Hugh Grant (He looks like a fish.)
15. Colin Firth
16. Liam Neeson
17. Daniel Day-Lewis (He was hot in "Last of the Mohicans," but then his hair was short again, and the magic was gone.)
18. Leonardo DiCaprio
19. Billy Zane
20. Harry Connick Jr
21. Sean Astin
22. Dominic Monaghan
23. Karl Urban
24. Vin Diesel (I think Vin Diesel is gross.)
25. Paul Walker
26. Joshua Jackson
27. James Marsden (Hell no. Ew.)
28. Shawn Ashmore
29. Hugh Jackman
30. Will Kemp
31. David Wenham
32. Viggo Mortensen
33. Elijah Wood
34. Tobey Maguire
35. James Franco
36. Alfred Molina (Somebody's on a Spider-Man binge. Where's Willem?)
37. Harrison Ford
38. Sean Connery
39. Shane West
40. Stuart Townsend
41. Richard Roxburgh
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
44. Christian Bale
45. Jared Leto
46. Colin Farrell (He's a roach. I hate Colin Farrell.)
47. Ben Affleck (DIE.)
48. Josh Hartnett
49. Bruce Willis
50. Billy Bob Thornton
51. Dennis Quaid
52. Jake Gyllenhaal
53. Patrick Swayze
54. Keanu Reeves (No. No. No. He's very pretty and shiny, though. Like a doorknob.)
55. Gary Oldman
56. Tim Roth
57. Steve Buscemi
58. Michael Madsen
59. Rick Yune
60. Pierce Brosnan (Could I just kiss him? XD)
61. Robert Carlyle
62. Jonny Lee Miller
63. Jude Law
64. Matt Damon (Yick.)
65. Clive Owen
66. Ryan Phillippe
67. Benicio Del Toro
68. Johnny Depp (Yes, he's the hottest man in teh globe. But I'd have no interest in bumpin' uglies with him.)
69. Orlando Bloom
70. Sean Bean
71. Eric Bana
72. Brad Pitt
73. George Clooney
74. Mark Wahlberg
75. Jason Statham
76. Edward Norton
77. Ben Stiller
78. Owen Wilson
79. Vince Vaughn
80. Joaquin Phoenix
81. Russell Crowe (Russell Crowe is nasty.)
82. Billy Boyd
83. Paul Bettany
84. Heath Ledger
85. Mel Gibson
86. Jason Isaacs
87. Alan Rickman
88. Kevin Costner
89. Christian Slater
90. Antonio Banderas
91. Tom Cruise (NO. Crazy bitch.)
92. Ving Rhames
93. John Cusack
94. John Malkovich
95. Charlie Sheen
96. Kiefer Sutherland
97. Emilio Estevez
98. Rob Lowe
99. Matt Dillon
100. Kevin Bacon (*runs away screaming*)
101. Adam Brody
102. Andy Serkis
103. Alan Cumming
104. Josh Groban
105. Sean Biggerstaff
106. Zach Braff
107. Harry Sinclair
108. Gerard Butler
109. Marton Csokas
110. Jeremy Sumpter
111. Sean Patrick Flanery
112. Cillian Murphy
113. Hugh Dancy
114. Ioan Gruffudd
115. Mads Mikkelsen
116. Enrique Murciano
117. Jamie Bamber (Nothing but love for Apollo, man.)
118. Craig Parker
119. Dean Cain
120. James Marsters (He's already shown up on here. The answer's still no.)
121. David Boreanaz
122. James Spader
123. Kevin Spacey
124. Al Pacino
125. Jim Caviezel
126. Josh Holloway (Is this a trick question?)
127. Will Smith (What can I say? I like the ears.)
128. Matthew McConaughey
129. Patrick Wilson
130. Milo Ventimiglia
131. Jason Dohring
132. Brandon Boyd
133. Tom Welling (Clark? Perpetually confused Clark? Sorry.)
134. Sean Maher
135. Tré Cool (I don't know who he is, but I think I'd have a hard time sexing up somebody named "Tré Cool." *looks him up* AAAAAAAAACK! *sprays eyes with disinfectant*)
136. Billie Joe Armstrong
137. Mike Dirnt
138. Adrienne Armstrong
139. Jason White
140. Matthew Fox
141. Peter Sarsgaard
142. Derek Jeter
143. Travis Fimmel
144. Michael Vartan
145. Rob Thomas
146. James Purefoy
147. Michael Rosenbaum
148. Jensen Ackles (*sob* Where's Jared?)
149. William Fichtner
150. Ron Livingston
151. Adrien Brody
152. Goran Visnjic
153. Alessandro Preziosi
154. Chris Pine
155. Ryan Gosling
156. Ray Winstone
157. Tay Diggs
158. Gael Garcia Bernal
159. Jack Davenport (Norrington! Bweep!)
160. Rufus Sewell
161. Steven Colbert (Smart is always sexy.)
162. Jon Stewart (I have had a crush on Jon for YEARS.)
163. Chris Eccleston
164. David Tennant
165. John Barrowman
166. Joe Flanigan
167. David Hewlett
168. David Nykl
169. Paul McGillion
170. Michael Shanks
171. Nathan Fillion (Yes. Take my love. Take me where I cannot stand.)
172. Scott Speedman
173. James McAvoy
174. Conan O'Brien
175. Jeremy Irons (Bweep!)
176. David Thewlis
177. Brandon Routh (I remember when he was on One Life To Live, dude. Hot like fire.)
178. Tim Daly
179. Jason Momoa
180. Richard Dean Anderson
181. Jamie Bamber (Another repeat. But it's okay.)
182. Norman Reedus
183. Hugh Laurie (YES PLEASE.)

You thought I'd add Rupert, didn't you? Nope. Know why? He's not over 21. For all my Rupertlusting, I wouldn't sleep with a teenager.

I've never heard of at least half of the guys on this list, but this was fun anyway.

Not that I'd have a chance in hell with any of them, of course. :p

Comments

[vonpookie.livejournal.com]

Wait, isn't the legal age in England 16? Dude, Rupertlust away! ;)

I'm so very tempted to do this meme...but at the same time it seems like too much work to bother with and I'm all "meh" about that prospect.

We shall see if I get bored enough later on :)

[jadecat.livejournal.com]

No Spike? #120 is not #27. #27- eww. #120- Spike. Maybe

[hockeykitty09.livejournal.com]

But Conan's a redhead! This list is a little off. They have Owen Wilson, but not Luke. They have some of the guys from XMen, but not Ben Foster.

Oh, I didn't know most of these names as well. I was on IMDB trying to locate some of them *shivers* and I wish I hadn't.

[beckerbuns.livejournal.com]

Oh, but Owen is way hotter!

Yeah, I don't think I'll bother looking up the ones I don't know. Sounds scary.

[albadore.livejournal.com]

Like a doorknob.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

[fmh.livejournal.com]

**blink**
woah The competition is steep. For this we shall require the ultimate weapon...sushi. ;)

[beckerbuns.livejournal.com]

OMG, lol!!!!! Sean Connery, YES!!! Mm, James Spader.

And your comments have me LOL. I have to put this on my journal now.

Hugh Laurie... I can't top that!!! But I'll try. :)

[beckerbuns.livejournal.com]

And isn't Alan Cumming gay? Well there are probably others on there.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Ja, he is. I think he's dreamy. If I could talk him into it, I'd do him. :p

[spattergroit.livejournal.com]

I'd fuck him. *shrugs*

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Well sure, you're the future Mrs. Grint, so it's cool.

And aren't you like a billion years younger than me?

[spattergroit.livejournal.com]

I've been worried about you. I had no idea where you were. >:O