Spandom Ram.

I was emptying my spam mail folder this morning. I'm is bored.


"I caught my mom doing some guy on the computer and the internet."

So, you mean she was doing the guy on the computer? That sounds uncomfortable. I mean, where would you put your feet? Not to mention (too late) the clean up involved. I don't think those compressed air cleaners will get that out of the keyboard. Yick. And the internet...so, they browsed while they did it? *is amazed by their talent* Wo-- but wait. You stayed and watched? Ew, dude.

"MY mom caught Nude on video!"

You again? Geez, you really need to look into seeing a shrink. But anyway. She caught Nude on video? How'd she manage to do that? I've been looking for Nude for years, but it keeps alluding me. Bastard Nude. Hey! What's so special about your mom? I mean, sure she can do guys on the computer and the internet, but who's to say that MY mom couldn't have found Nude? Pssh.

"!tips"

Don't slam any body parts in car doors.

"I'm Onlin now."

Oh, so that's why I couldn't find you! You're Onlin now. *could have had a V8* I was looking for Offlin, no wonder.

"We are here to pay you more RAMONA"

That's okay. I've got more RAMONA than I can stand now, thnx.

"Big black clit."

You really should see a doctor about that. Wow.

I got poisenalitee.

I picked this up from meek's journal. It's pretty accurate. To the point of scariness. If you'd like to take it yourself, here it be.

( Cut the crap. Save a journal. )

New layout. Man. Harry didn't last long. :p