2 something in the morning pointless bitch about...Ashanti!

Go!

Okay, why is this woman so successful? I mean, really? Her voice isn't all that great. I'd rather listen to my cat howl after a catnip binge. Really. She could be in porno movies. Take a good look at her, you'll see what I mean.

And if she fucking sings "baby" one more fucking time, I'm going to beat something's brains out.

Holy Fuck...she's on. And she's said "baby" a really lot times in less than 20 seconds. Must kill something...


Oh yeah, and then's there that Nivea woman (isn't that a skin cream?). Some pap called "Laundromat" where she's singing about a guy cheating on her, so she's leaving him.

Um, what does this have to do with Tide and fabric softener?

And she says "laundrEEmat." Maybe it's a part of upbringing (like pockEEbook), but goddammit to hell, there's no E in laundrOmat.

I think I'm done now.

I really have to look into buying a new head.

marvelgirl, work your magic. Tell my headache to go away.

It worked yesterday.

:(

(no subject)

How, I ask you, does a CD player get made these days without a "shuffle" or "program" function?

*pokes cd player*

Program, damn you!

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Godammit phone, will you stop ringing?! Get off my dick!

AAAARRRRRRRRGH!

Why can't you go destroy THAT, headache? Leave me alone... *cries*

Ganked from misterfader

Because everyone needs beer.

There was never a doubt.

You are Raphael...People call you a cynic. You
prefer the term, "realist." You are
tough as nails and anti-social. You are the
coolest turtle in my humble opinion :)


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"No. No, man. Shit, no, man! I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man!"

You are Lawrence.

You're pretty laid back. Just a few beers, a few
buddies and the breast exams on channel 9 are
all you need to feel content.


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