Random Thoughts by Jam Handy

Mona's hopes of going to Lollapalooza and taking Josh Homme as her sex slave have been dashed. Dammit.

The lovely blue-purply shade of that bruise on my thigh isn't as bad as I thought it would be.

And can someone tell my head to stop hurting? It hasn't been listening to me.

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Comics.com is now going to make me pay for my Get Fuzzy?

Fascists.

[Edit 11:55 a.m.] - oopsie

I misunderstood the e-mail I received from Comics.com.

Apparently, if you want to receive multiple comics from them, you have to subscribe to this Comics Extra bidness.

Since I only got one in the first place, I can keep the same service.

Snarfed from marvelgirl

Seven famous people that you would sleep with...no strings attached, no questions asked. Just one night...

1. Hugh Jackman


2. Josh Homme


3. Ralph Fiennes


4. Keanu Reeves


5. Eric Benet


6. Craig Kilborn


7. Craig Bierko

Hmmm...only one Black man on my list. I wonder what that says...



...that there's only one Black man on your list, you putz.

Okay. Seven more.

Because I'm greedy.

1. Eric Bana


2. Billy Boyd


3. Anthony Kiedis


4. Gary Dourdan


5. Eric McCormack


6. Sam Roberts (I've finally decided...I think he's hot)


7. Jack Black (he's got that whole sexy/creepy thing going on)

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( I'm so pleased.  )