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Woke up this morning...

...with no headache!

Wheeee!

It's going to be a skeleton crew here at the salt mines. We really should close at noon.

Though it really makes no difference to me...I'm leaving at noon regardless. Therapy today, and touch ups on my tattoo tonight.

The only drawback I foresee is the fact that it will be in the 90s today. Blech, I hate summer.

How is your day going so far?

*Saying a prayer for birdbrainmummy & her family.*

We must remember their egos, ladies...they're so very fragile.

Man Arrested After Arm-Wrestling Violence

BOSTON (Reuters) - A New Hampshire man has been charged with assaulting his girlfriend after flying into a violent rage when she beat him in an arm-wrestling match and called him a "wimp."

The Union-Leader newspaper reported on Wednesday that Raymond White and Lisa Smith had been drinking early on Tuesday when she remarked that he didn't have any muscles and challenged him to an arm-wrestling match.

Smith mocked White after winning the contest, and he responded by grabbing her by the hair, dragging her down a set of stairs and punching her several times in the head, the paper said, citing court documents.

White was charged with simple assault, a misdemeanor. He pleaded innocent in Manchester District Court, and a trial was set for September.

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Sexy Scholar is mysterious and enigmatic; deep, perceptive, powerful, passionate and terribly, terribly sexy! The sentence above must be true because Sexy is a Scorpio and Scorpios as we all know are infamous for their interest in... well now, here's a funny thing. Despite what they say, Scorpios are not actually quite as wild and wicked as they are painted. Sexy has, it must be said, a very hypnotic appeal but what's truly mesmerising about Sexy is not her pout but her perspicacity. Sexy has an uncanny, almost spooky to see right through you. She can make you feel naked and exposed just by casting one meaningful glance in your direction. What she is looking at though, when she peers below the surface, is not your underwear but your underlying intention! "Where are you coming from? What are you up to? Can you be trusted? Are you going to tell the truth?" These are the questions that Sexy subconsciously fires out as soon as she sees you. Her inner radar never fails to provide her with the right answer. She is sensitive beyond measure, and it is partly to protect her own sensitivity that she scrutinises people so thoroughly.

There is another reason why Sexy Scholar is so keen to see into your soul: she needs to know how sensitive you are. She knows from long, bitter experience that not many people can take the kind of candour that she cannot help but dispense. Sexy is not a person to mince her words, hold back her opinions or shy away from taboo topics. She doesn't want to cause offence, nor does she want to waste her time, so she picks her confidantes carefully. All of which brings us back to where we began. If you are sensitive enough to appreciate Sexy's special qualities you will consider that there is something exceptionally sexy about her and she will feel the same way about you. So perhaps Sexy Scholar is living proof that it is true what they say about Scorpios after all.

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