Writer's Block: Pet talk

[sexyscholar]

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our cat linus:

OMG WHY HAVEN'T YOU FED ME YET YES I KNOW THERE'S ALREADY FOOD IN MY DISH BUT THAT'S NOT MY POINT MY POINT IS THAT YOU STILL HAVEN'T EVEN MADE THE EFFORT TO FEED ME THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU I'M HUNGRY OVER HERE OH LOOK THERE'S THAT PINK BABY THING I THINK I'LL GO JUMP ON HER HEAD I'M TIRED OOH SHINY THING THAT I'LL BOP UNDER THE STOVE WHERE NOBODY CAN GET TO IT BWAHAHAHA WAIT WHERE DID THAT SHINY THING GO DID YOU FEED ME YET I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU NEVER FEED ME I LOVE YOU LET ME SLEEP IN YOUR LAP WHILE YOU PET MY HEAD AND OOH LET ME RUN AROUND THE HOUSE LIKE A FUCKING MANIAC ON CRAZY PILLS AND SCRATCH PEOPLE FOR NO REASON HAHAHAHA BECAUSE THEY LOVE IT WHEN I DO THAT HAVE YOU FED ME YET?

Comments

[celestinenox]

This sounds about right. Only my cat is ancient so it's more along the lines of HAVEYOUFEDMEYETZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Seriously. beg to be fed, eating, and sleeping is all she does these days.

That's her in my icon.

[seraphimerising.livejournal.com]

LMAO! I know that is exactly what goes through my lab's head 0:)

[peachsodapixie.livejournal.com]

Most of the time I don't want to know whats going on in my cat's head...considering this morning I woke to find him two yards over having a tea party with a four year old....

[glancast.livejournal.com]

OMG THAT'S SO TRUE!!! My cats were like that, but so is my dog...

I just fed her and its like... "WTF? DRY FOOD AGAIN? NO MOIST, DELICIOUS SAVORY TURKEY IN JUICES? NO YOGURT BITES? IF YOU THINK I'M GONNA EAT THIS NASTY DRY FOOD, YOU MUST BE OUT YOUR FUCKING MIND!"

[single-path.livejournal.com]

Yup, that's pretty much what a cat would say. Either that or, "die human".

[la-dissonance.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA THIS MADE ME LAUGH LIKE A MOFO. Your cat sounds like he'd get along with my cat, or at least they'd agree on many subjects. xD