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[sexyscholar]

so. six months before it's off the air forever, as the world turns decides that it wants to be interesting again.

okay, you remember luke and noah, right? well, they finally got together. and then this chick tried to turn noah straight or something. stuff happened and then they wrote her sad ass out of the story. more stuff happened. and more stuff happened and noah got kidnapped or something, idk. they got him back and more stuff happened. and then noah went and got blind. anyway, through all of this, nuke (noah + luke, get it?) got REALLY FUCKING BORING and i stopped watching.

well, now. luke and noah broke up. and i wanted to be sad about it, but i couldn't.

anyway, noah's got this doctor named reid oliver who wants to be house so bad he can taste it who's hopefully going to make him be not-blind. he's a cynical asshole. he hates luke. he's really cute.

and he's gay. ♥♥

yeah, you see where this is going.

luke and reid have ridiculously fierce chemistry, and when (not if - i refuse to believe they won't) they kiss, tv sets are going to explode. observe (but it doesn't get interesting until about 3:00 in).

FFFFFF BRB FLAILING FOREVER

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[peachsodapixie.livejournal.com]

When the doctor is all "You better take one large step back" I yelled "DON'T STEP BACK" at the computer screen....

FORGET TV YOU SHOULD REWRITE THE HARRY POTTER MOVIES!!!!

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

That is SO how the kiss is going to happen. Reid (at least I hope it's Reid) is just going to grab him and kiss the fuck out of him - just to shut him up.

And it's going to be the best kiss Luke's ever had: all fire and anger and intensity. And then, God willing, there's going to be rough making out on a couch somewhere.

AJAKJAKJALKDJALKDJAL

[peachsodapixie.livejournal.com]

WHO NEEDS A COUCH!!! REID SHOULD JUST SHOVE LUKE UP AGAINST THE WALL AND FUCK HIM.....

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

:GURGLES:

OH GOD. I CAN SEE IT. I CAN ACTUALLY SEE IT.

THIS ROUGH, GRINDING, POUNDING LOUD WALL!FUCK AND REID COMPLETELY OWNS LUKE'S ASS BECAUSE HE'S OLDER AND BEEN AT IT LONGER.

[peachsodapixie.livejournal.com]

AND LUKE JUST THROWS HIS HEAD BACK AND BEGS FOR IT!!! CAUSE IT'S NEVER BEEN LIKE THIS THE HEAT....THE PASSION...THE THE.....DAMN IT I'M NEVER GOING TO SLEEP TONIGHT!!!

I NEED REID/LUKE FIC NOW!!!

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

OH YES YES YES. AND AT ONE POINT, LUKE GIVES IN AND LETS HIS BODY SORT OF SLUMP INTO THE WALL SO THAT REID CAN JUST POUND INTO HIM AS HARD AS HE LIKES.

AND REID KEEPS TALKING SHIT, AND LUKE JUST GASPS OUT, "SHUT...UP AND...FUCK...ME."

AND I KNOW THEY COULDN'T DO THAT ON A SOAP OPERA, BUT THIS IS WHY OUR SHOW WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER.