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[sexyscholar]

i'm watching "bram stoker's dracula" and have been unpleasantly reminded of something.

KEANU REEVES' COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS "BRITISH" ACCENT.

oh god. i kind of want to stab myself in the ears right now.

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[whisperings.livejournal.com]

LMFAOOOOOO OH MY GOD THAT MOVIE.
Keanu Reeves was hot and all but I just didn't want him to talk. Ever.
That whole movie was pretty bad, thinking back on it. Although I did love Gary Oldman, of course.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was watching it trying to remember why I liked it so much when I was younger and then Gary Oldman showed up in the grey suit and top hat and I went, "FFFFF OH YEAH NOW I REMEMBER."

It was just bad all around. And that dye job they gave him. ROFL.

[whisperings.livejournal.com]

every time he showed up i was like "apsjglsjdlgjs YES STAY FOREVER YOU MAKE THIS MOVIE WORTH WATCHING NO WAIT WHY ARE YOU LEAVING COME BAAAAAAAAACK."

Oh God, it was awful. I usually like him in most of his films but that was just one big flop.

[ldesu.livejournal.com]

OH, THAT MOVIE. I can't take it seriously, simply because of Keanu Reeves' presence. THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS BRITISH STONER HIPPIES. AND IF THERE ARE, I DOUBT THEY SOUND LIKE THAT.

Well, him and Winona Ryder. SHE JUST ISN'T RIGHT FOR THAT ROLE.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

It's. It was just so AWFUL. I couldn't remember why I like it when I was younger. And then Gary Oldman showed up in that grey suit and reminded me. FFFFF.

And Winona Ryder? She. Just no.

[ldesu.livejournal.com]

Gary Oldman is just sldkjfsldk win. And HOTNESS.

Yeah. She... BLEH.

[honey-child.livejournal.com]

My favourite part of that movie is how badly they dyed Keanu's hair. It's almost like his hair can't even act :D

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

It's almost like his hair can't even act :D

WIN.

[dydan.livejournal.com]

No shit! At least Winona was able to pull one off! Thankfully the gorgeous eye candy that is Gary Oldman totally makes that movie worth seeing!

[single-path.livejournal.com]

Is it worse than the guy who played Judas in that modern version of Jesus Christ Superstar we saw a few years ago? did he make you scream, "for the love of god, SHUT UP!!" ?

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

YOU MAKE THE CALL.

[single-path.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's just so.....awful! It made me giggle to listen to it. It's kinda like listening to Dick Van Dyke doing a Cockney accent. But I still think the guy who played Judas in that bad JC Superstar was much, much...Oh Muchly, much much harder to listen to.

[thatmikeychick.livejournal.com]

EPIC DISAGREE. LOFF that movie until Keanu shows his stupid effing face. I like to block him out. Cuz really: Tom Waits, Monica Belucci, Cary Elwes, Anthony Hopkins, the Amazing, Fantastical, Glorious Gary Oldman? All that awesomeness outweighs one shitty Keanu. Siriusly.