i think we should all just ship forbidden forest/ford anglia and be done with it.

[sexyscholar]

stole this from smellslikefail...

number your 12 favourite harry potter characters, in no particular order, and answer the questions below the cut! no peeking.

cuz you're totally gonna peek.



01. Ron Weasley
02. Draco Malfoy
03. Albus Dumbledore
04. Luna Lovegood
05. Neville Longbottom
06. Sirius Black
07. Severus Snape
08. Remus Lupin
09. Harry Potter
10. Fred Weasley
11. Rubeus Hagrid
12. Minerva McGonagall

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
[Sirius Black/Rubeus Hagrid]
OH SWEET DEAR CHRIST NO.


2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
[Luna Lovegood]
No, I just think she's adorable.


3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
[Minerva McGonagall/Remus Lupin]
I would lol like a mad lolling thing and possibly never stop.


4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
[Harry Potter]
No, not a one. :p


5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
[Draco Malfoy/Sirius Black]
MMM FIRST COUSIN ONCE REMOVED SEX.


6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
[Neville Longbottom/Harry Potter or Neville Longbottom/Fred Weasley]
Hmm. I think I'd prefer Neville/Fred. Neville/Harry has the potential to be kind of sappy, while Fred would definitely liven things up for Neville. :)


7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
[Severus Snape --> Draco Malfoy/Minerva McGonagall]
Snape would throw up. Forever.


8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
[Albus Dumbledore/Fred Weasley]
:is blank:


9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
[Ron Weasley/Remus Lupin]
I've read some yummy Ron/Remus smut, I don't remember it being fluffy. I suppose it could be, though. Ron tending to Remus during recovery from a transformation or something.


10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
[Severus Snape/Minerva McGonagall]
I could see this happening, strangely enough. It'd be a genfic, though. Something about Minerva comforting him after Lily's death, maybe.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
[Luna Lovegood/Ron Weasley]
Oooh. I've always thought Ron/Luna would be a lot of fun.

Luna would make it something silly -- like asking Ron to help her find her shoes, get him in an alcove, start tickling him and then, while he was distracted with that, she'd brush her hand over his groin. Ron would freeze and think it was accidental, but Luna would tilt her head and smile and then squeeze him a little. Ron would probably be mortified, but he's also a virgin, so he wouldn't back away. It'd feel better than it should, and he ask Luna where she learned to do that. And she'd just give him that little smile again and say, "Oh, I read a lot."


12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
[Albus Dumbledore]
I don't think so. JKR herself pretty much squashed that, didn't she?


13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
[Rubeus Hagrid]
Not that I know of.


14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
[Draco Malfoy/Luna Lovegood/Neville Longbottom]
I dare you. I DARE YOU.


15) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
[Remus Lupin]
"Werewolves of London" by Warren Zevon. Obvious and perfect.


16) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
[Ron Weasley/Sirius Black/Minerva McGonagall]
ACK IT MIGHT MAKE YOU WANT TO SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE EYES

and just because it's awesome:



LOL PINCERS

BEST SCENE IN THE MOVIE

Comments

[duskspoken.livejournal.com]

LOL. I loved that scene in the movie.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Ho yus. He was so spazzy; it was brilliant.

Harry Potter + Felix Felicis = DanRad

[duskspoken.livejournal.com]

lol I think he did great with it lol :D I really want to see the movie again.

[wwmrsweasleydo.livejournal.com]

I can't type because Daniel is distracting me! So cute and funny! "poof!"

5. I've read a couple of very hot Draco/Sirius fics. Is that a bad thing?
9. nathaniel_hp writes great Ron/Remus fluff. It works well.

7 & 16, though. Bleurgh!

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Really, in my mind, there is no such thing as a bad thing when it comes to erotica/fanfic/porn/what-have-you.

People like what they like, and I think, as long as you're not trying to hurt anyone else or practice it without someone's consent, it's fine.

It's all entertainment, really. Y'know?

I just finished reading your "Watching" fic. MY GOODNESS. That was...nnngh.

I'll have a proper comment to the entry once I come back from lunch. XD

[beren-sama.livejournal.com]

I did and omg...my brain might not recover for several more hours. The results were quite horrible, though I don't believe I matched your Snape walks in on Draco and McGonagall. That one seriously made my day. :P

Mine's here if you wanna see.

[thrihyrne.livejournal.com]

Pincers!!! ROFL. You and your moving gifs, I swear. ;)

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

I've got 100 of these things. Gifs are like my little internet babies. :)

Oh, I wrote some completely plot-less R/D shower porn a few days ago. I'm still writing "Tethered," but this started out as a drabble and then exploded into this whole 'nother thing that I just had to finish. :p