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[sexyscholar]

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Chick flicks. Those "romantic comedies" like "Marley & Me" and "27 Dresses." I hate shit like that.

I need blood and guts and gangsters and fucking and smarmy evil geniuses starting nuclear war 35 minutes ago.

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[ryl.livejournal.com]

You rock almost as much as my summer movie viewing plans: Star Trek and Terminator.

HELL YEAH EXPLOSIONS! And more sessy Adrian icons. See #15 & 16.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Definitely seeing Star Trek. With a little luck, I may be able to see it opening weekend. Massive yay-ness there. I'm still on the fence about Terminator. I think I probably will see it -- if nothing but for the "we're fucking done professionally" riff opportunities I may get.

And one can never have enough sessy Adrian icons. =D

[ryl.livejournal.com]

And how did I know that was the icon you'd pick? ;P

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Because -- as I've said before: you know my ♥

:)

[cheeky-weasley.livejournal.com]

Matthew Goode: Eyefucking you 35 minutes ago. ... I really like this picture

I'm a sucker for sappy chick flicks. I also enjoy everything else besides Horror, but it's romcoms for me.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

BRB CLIMAXING

[cheeky-weasley.livejournal.com]

IKR?

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

OMG.

I'm serious -- I get a little tingle in my nethers when I see that picture. Because he knows EXACTLY what he's conveying there.

HE KNOWS HE'S EYEFUCKING YOU.

jsddja;lfkjslfjkaslfkjs;fdlk

[cheeky-weasley.livejournal.com]

Oh he knows. And he knows you know he knows and he plays it up, the clit tease! UNF

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

he plays it up, the clit tease!

:EXPLODES:

OMG, I was telling mightyafrodite *just* the other day that, going by what I've seen of him in interviews and such, he seems like the kind of guy that would greet you with a lick and smile and tell you to have a good day.

jslkjasldj;ldjk;sd

You know, I'm going to lose my mind with these British gits and their knowledge of where my button is and how how hard how fast how often how nnnnnngh to press it.

First it was this cheeky bugger, and now Matthew.

I CAN'T TAKE IT.

but i will though, because they give it so good.

[cheeky-weasley.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, I clicked that pic of Rupes, let it load then went back to it and actually breathed out in a shudder. Shameful.

Matt. Licking me. Please. I'm about to go to bed, you can't do that to me... and I'm premenstrual so I'm in need of a cold shower 24 freaking 7.

British me, oh they know how to rub me up the right way. I, UMM, HAVE TO GO RETURN SOME VIDEO TAPES *flees to London*

Seriously, it's been a while since I've felt this fangirly. My tummy is fluttering. I've missed it so. Thank you ♥

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

And since you mentioned British men and video tapes, now I'm thinking of a bit of bone-melting porn a friend of mine sent me that left me speechless for about a half-hour. It was that good.

KJ;ALFJLFKJALFJKSFDJ;

You talk about the licking reference, and then you use the JAM IT IN .gif?!

Gotta break the tension.



Wait. That didn't work. thrustthrustthrust



THERE. GOOFY MATTHEW. GOOFY MATTHEW CAN'T HURT YOU.

...

...

Oh, what the hell.



Now. Go to bed. ;)

[cheeky-weasley.livejournal.com]

My sleep was fitful and my dreams were delicious, and then I wake up TO THIS? jas;dfah;dfahd


You talk about the licking reference, and then you use the JAM IT IN .gif?!
>:D heh heh heh.

Aww, goofy Goode is good and goofy.

That *ahem* film wouldn't be available for general perusing, would it? No? DAMN

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Guh. Did you notice the little *spurt* noise he makes after the bit about "entertaining himself?"

I DID.

I WANT FOOTAGE.

My sleep was fitful and my dreams were delicious

So, um. :toes the dirt at her feet: Whadja dream about? Did it involve any slamming down?



XD

[cheeky-weasley.livejournal.com]

OH MY OVARIES, YES I DID.

Obviously someone should get him drunk and film the proceedings.

A bit of this and a bit of that: . You know how it is.
Actually I invited him over to my place and he brought me a bouquet of edible flowers. IDK why they were edible or why HE started eating them (Oh I just realised the symbolism heehee). Then he proceeded to take his clothes off. And what kind of hostess would I be if I didn't see to his every need? There could have been an expensive silky tie involved...

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Obviously someone should get him drunk and film the proceedings.

OBVIOUSLY. I'D BUY IT TWICE.

I don't care for the scruffy beard on him, but I wish I could wake up next to him to see that "I know I said I give you some recovery time, but I lied" expression on his face.

GOOD GOD THE THOUGHTS I'VE HAD ABOUT THIS MAN.

Edible flowers, eh? I keep picturing pink and red rosebuds. =D

There could have been an expensive silky tie involved...

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK.

[cheeky-weasley.livejournal.com]

As would I. Then I'd buy another when I inevitably ruin the first lot with excessive use.

I'm finding that I do not mind scruff as much as I used to. though it does cover up that face of his, and what's worse, that cheeky smile.

"I know I said I give you some recovery time, but I lied"
Just pictured this scenario. nnnnggggghhh

ALL BAD BUT OH SO GOOD(E), I HOPE?

I know they were pink...

I REALLY LIKE TIES. Ever since Rupes wore that velvet one to the BAFTAs it's become a kink thing with me. Men in suits GUH!

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

I'd order a set of two every couple of days weeks months, just in case. BECAUSE HEAVEN FORBID I SHOULD RUN OUT.

Just pictured this scenario. nnnnggggghhh

You're welcome. XD

I wish Rupert would wear suits more often, he really looks phenomenal in them. Not that he doesn't look phenomenal in nearly everything (or less...), but you know what I mean.

But yes, MATTHEW IN A SUIT? FWUH!

OH. And this could be one of the best threads ever, y/y?

[cheeky-weasley.livejournal.com]

SO UMM THE DVD, SHOULD BEGIN IN A SUIT AND END IN HIS BIRTHDAY SUIT. IT SHOULD ALSO HAVE A NAME.

A Goode night in
Goode Vibrations
A few Goode men (you never know who's getting him drunk)
G(oode) Spot
MATTHEW GOODE NAKED AND FUCKING
A real Goode time
it's so goode it's illigal (I'm obviously running out of ideas here)
MATTHEW GOODE DRUNK NAKED AND FUCKING
Oh My Goode God, My Ovaries Just Exploded *sound of bottom of barrel being scraped*

I know what you mean. That glittery green suit for hbp is amazing.

Y. Definitely Y.


The pink pants. Amazing!

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

:stuffs her fist in her mouth to keep from screaming:

THOSE TITLES ARE AMAZING, BB. I think he needs to do a separate video for each one. Rly. It needs to be a series.

Being the slash hag that I am, I particularly like "A Few Goode Men." XD

Let's see. We also need:

"Ain't Looking For Nothin' but a Goode Time"
"Jolly Goode" (a Xmas theme, mayhaps?)
"Hurts So Goode"
"Goode to the Last Drop" (JS;LJSLFJSALFJASLDFKJ;ASLFKJASLKFHSAFH)

The pink pants. Amazing!

INORITE?

No man has a right to look that good (and that STRAIGHT) in pink pants.

and he's perched on a motorcycle. good(e) god, ride me.

[cheeky-weasley.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes. A series would be perfect. A Few Goode Men would be a well treasured addition to my private collection. I'll of course put in for a job somewhere on set during production.

I like the Christmas themed one LOL. It sounds perfectly English and wonderfully delicious.
Hurts so Goode. Come on, Baby, make it hurts so Goode. Sometimes love don't feel like it should. Oh Baby. Hurts so Goode.


It's positively sinful. What a tease. Mind, he's probably good good in anything, and we know he'd look good in nothing at all.

He should be straddling the motorcycle. I'd love to see the powerful machine between his le-- Umm, BRB I have to... return some videotapes.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

I finally saw the "Unscripted" interview. O_o

"IS THIS GONNA GO DOWN?"

Covered himself in talcum powder?

Fucking...he...FUCK.

Goddamn that man and his "that's how my body rolls." I'm not sure if I want to hit or kiss him. Or both.

In other news, Patrick Wilson cracks me the hells up. I think I rewound the bit where he says, "Can you zip me up?" about six times. I want a .gif of that.

[cheeky-weasley.livejournal.com]

I need to download that one for my iPod. I love Watchmen and those guys.

He is a cheeky bastard and I fucking love him for it. "covered in lube" is it gonna go down LOOOOOOOOOL. NOT GONNA LIE I've had this conversation about Goode's Goods.

*copypaste* "MGOODE'S LONG LASTING MORNING GLORY.
ENDURING EUROPEAN ERECTION.
PERSISTANT MORNING PILLAR OF PLEASURE.
STRONG STANDING STAFF OF STRENGTH
CONTINUING COLUMN OF CLITERAL CONTENTMENT."
Hahaha

Don't even... Nite Owl was my favourite in the GN and Pat just made it better. That man's lips OMG. And he's funny as all heck, AND he can sing like an angel.

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g193/cheeky_pics/squee/Elle06.jpg

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

I just watched the video...

:is speechless:

He...wow. His voice made me tear up. Seriously.

[crazyace86.livejournal.com]

Hear, hear!

There are a few I don't mind, such as Sweet Home Alabama or The Holiday, and that's really only becuase I love Jack Black and Reese Witherspoon. Most really suck, though.

Give me trashy blow-'em-ups or elegant badasses any day.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'll concede that I have a soft spot for "Steel Magnolias" because of the whole funeral bit, but that's all I'm givin'! :p

So, is it really bad that I read "trashy blow-'em-up" as "trashy blow jobs?" Hence the icon choice. ;)