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[sexyscholar]

I don't know whether I should laugh or cry.

Honestly, I did a little of both.

weepingcock.

Thank you for bringing this to my attention, thrihyrne. I ♥ you because you knew I would totally love this.

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[thrihyrne.livejournal.com]

I love you too! How fun to be having an in-time IM with you!! :D

::squishy hugs::

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

::squishes you back::

We're so awesome. XD

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

This is one of my favourite communities! So many daily lulz!

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

It amazes me that no matter how many times I've seen that icon, I *still* have to do a double take. :p

This has rapidly become one of my favorite places in the world.

The internet wins. We can call it a day.

[fauxgateau.livejournal.com]

You just provided my boyfriend and I with hours of amusement. This totally makes up for the Repo! fiasco. XD

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Glad I was able to assist! XD

[ryl.livejournal.com]

"the velvet-sheathed steel that proclaimed him male"

...

...

. . .

Can't stop laaaaaaaaaauughing!

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

IT'S JOYOUSLY EPIC.

I haven't decided what my all-time favorite line is. It's between that one and this:

"my cunt makes a disappointed queeb sound as we separate…"

Your what did a who now?

[ryl.livejournal.com]

My favorite is

Eugene thrusted his sword in and out, matching the rhythms and sounds of dolphins making love. "Eeeeeeeee," he said, on the verge of exploding.

Eeeeeeeee? EEEEEEEE?

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Sword?

Dolphins??

FUCKING EEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!

[ryl.livejournal.com]

Why yes indeed, it was a fucking eeeeeeee. ;)

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

:(

:is jealous of Dolphin Boy's fucking eeeeeeeee:

[team-jessie.livejournal.com]

YES!
I first ran across this community back when that godawful passage was posted - the one with "her thighs were schooners" and "her spine was a snake" - and died laughing!

[ryl.livejournal.com]

My gay boyfriends and I spent an hour doing a dramatic reading of that post and laughing uncontrollably this weekend. It was a bonding experience.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

I think you just solved Foreigner's query.

That. That's what love is. Right there.

[ryl.livejournal.com]

Afterwards we watched Glen or Glenda? and laughed even more.