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[sexyscholar]

Nicked from jadecat...

1. Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
2. Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the guys who don't do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question mark after the guys you've never heard of.
5. Strike the guys you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. ADD FOUR OF YOUR OWN AT THE END.



1) Dr. Christian Troy (Nip/Tuck, tv) Probably. I mean, Christian doesn't have issues - he's got a subscription...but he's SO fine.
2) Mike Delfino (Desperate Housewives, tv) ?
3) Dr. Gregory House (House M.D., tv) PSSH.
4) Warrick Brown (CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, tv) ?
5) Dr. Derek Shepherd (Grey’s Anatomy, tv) ?
6) Anthony (Tony) DiNozzo (NCIS, tv) ?
7) Jim Halpert (The Office, tv) That's a tough one. Only if Pam and he were like, rly busted up. Because Jim + Pam = PERFECTION.
8) James 'Sawyer' Ford (Lost, tv) Again. PSSH.
9) Danny Taylor (Without A Trace, tv) ?
10) Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds, tv) ?
11) Noah Bennet (Heroes, tv) Ew.
12) Michael Scofield (Prison Break, tv) ?
13) Dr. John ‘J.D.’ Dorian (Scrubs, tv) So fast.
14) Sam Winchester (Supernatural, tv) I only say it would take persuasion because he's totally in love with his brother.
15) Chandler Bing (Friends, tv) Um. No.
16) Jack Bauer (24, tv) DOI.
17) Jason Bourne (The Bourne Identity, movie) Who couldn't be persuaded to fuck Matt Damon?
18) Westley (The Princess Bride, movie) Dude. I was so in love with Cary Elwes.
19) Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean, movie) No. Johnny Depp is fine. Jack Sparrow is dirty and bathes in grease. No.
20) Rusty Ryan (Ocean’s 11, movie) ?
21) Detective Mac Taylor (CSI: NY, tv) ?
22) Detective Danny Messer (CSI: NY, tv) ?
23) Sheriff Jack Carter (EUReKA, tv) YESYESYESOHGODYES.
24) Dr. Nathan Stark (EUReKA, tv)
25) Jonathan Creek (Jonathan Creek, tv) ?
26) Dr. James Wilson (House, MD, tv)
27) Mark Corrigan (Peep Show, tv) ?
28) Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride and Prejudice, tv, book and movie) A lot of my friends like him, but Colin Firth does nothing for me.
29) Jools Siviter (Spooks a/k/a MI5, tv) ?
30) Captain Jack Harkness (Dr. Who/Torchwood, tv) OH HOW MANY WAYS I WOULD HAVE JACK.
31) Danny Ocean (Ocean's 11, movie) ?
32) Jack Bristow (Alias, tv) ?
33) Dr. Owen Harper (Torchwood, tv) Um. Hard to elaborate on this if you haven't seen the show. Season 1? Absolutely. Season 2? Well. I don't know...
34) The Doctor (Doctor Who, tv) Which Doctor? This is v. important. Because I think Christopher Eccleston is kinda butt, but David Tennant is made of sex.
35) Commodore James Norrington (Pirates of the Carribean, movies) Eh.
36) Nathan Petrelli (Heroes, tv)
37) John Winchester (Supernatural, tv)
38) Eric Delko (CSI: Miami, tv) ?
39) Rick Simon (Simon & Simon, tv)
40) Ardeth Bay (The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, movies) Eh.
41) Withnail (Withnail & I, movie) ? The fuck?
42) Gene Hunt (Life on Mars, tv) No.
43.) Dean Winchester (Supernatural, tv) Like I said earlier, in love with his brother.
44.) Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, tv) Can he wear the jacket he donned in 'Band Candy?' That was hot.
45) Mick St. John (Moonlight, tv)
46) Mr. Big (Sex and the City, tv) Chris Noth turns me stomach.
47) Henry Fitzroy (Blood Ties, tv) ?
48) Tim Riggins (Friday Night Lights,tv) ?
49) Peter Petrelli (Heroes,tv) LOCKED IN THE STORAGE THING? HELLS YEAH.
50) Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars,tv) ?
51) Rodney McKay (SGA, tv)
52) Chris Keller (Oz, tv) ?
53) Mohinder Suresh (Heroes, tv)
54) John Sheppard (SGA, tv)
55) Dr. Daniel Jackson (SG-1, tv)
56) Alec McDowell (Dark Angel, tv) ?
57) Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, tv) I think I might be the only one in the world who doesn't like this guy. :\
58) Priestly (Ten Inch Hero, movie) ?
59) Jason Teague (Smallville, tv) ?
60) Angelus (BtVS, Angel, tv) ?
61) Logan/Wolverine (X-Men, movie)
62) Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls, tv) ?
63) Sam Tyler (Life On Mars, tv) HOW MANY WAY CAN I SAY YES?
64) Harold Saxon/The Master (Doctor Who, tv) YESYESYESYESYESYES
65) Ianto Jones (Torchwood, tv) Maybe, but I'd rather watch he and Jack go to it.
66) Steven Hyde (That 70's Show, tv)
67) Cassidy Casablancas (Veronica Mars, tv) ?
68) Mason (Dead Like Me, tv)
69) Robbie Turner (Atonement, movie) ?
70) Derek Reese (Sarah Connor Chronicles, tv)
71) Chris Miles (Skins, tv) ?
72) Tony Stonem (Skins, tv) ?
73) Dexter Morgan (Dexter, tv)
74) Reed Garrett (CSI: NY, tv) ?
75) Greg Sanders (CSI, tv) ?
76) Nick Stokes (CSI, tv) ?
77) Dick Casablancas (Veronica Mars, tv)
78) Charlie Pace (LOST, tv)
79) Merry Brandybuck (Lord of the Rings, movie, book)
80) Pippin Took (Lord of the Rings, movie, book) If he promised to read to me afterwards.
81) Chuck Bass (Gossip Girl, tv)
82) Ryan Atwood (The OC, tv) ?
83) Charlie Prince (3:10 to Yuma, movie) ?
84) Brendan Frye (Brick, movie) ?
85) Seeley Booth (Bones, tv) ?
86) Noah Calhoun (The Notebook, movie) ?
87) Scotty Valens (Cold Case, tv) ?
88) Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl, tv) ?
89) Edward Cullen (Twilight, movie/book) The ONLY reason I'm not saying anything because I know nothing about the character. You know I love RPattz to pieces.
90) Emmett Cullen (Twilight, movie/book)
91) Louis Connelly (August Rush, movie)
92) Alex Karev (Grey´s Anatomy, tv) ?
93) Jake Perry (Sweet Home Alabama, movie) ?
94) Tyler Gage (Step Up, movie) ?
95) Denny Duquette (Grey's Anatomy, tv) ?
96) Jake Jagielski (One Tree Hill, tv) ?
97) Dean Forester (Gilmore Girls, tv) ?
98) Sid Jenkins (Skins, tv) ?
99) Matt Saracen (Friday Night Lights, tv) ?
100) Cappie (Greek, tv) ?
101) Doug Ross (ER, tv) No thanks.
102) Smith Jerrod (SATC, tv) ? Who the flippity fuck are these people...?
103) Ted Mosby (HIMYM, tv) ?
104) Spike (Notting Hill, movie)
105) Robert Chase (House MD, tv) Until he couldn't see.
106) Jack O'Neill (SG1, tv)
107) Ned "The Pie Maker" (Pushing Daisies, tv) :whimpers:
109) Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars, movie and books)
110) Harry Potter (Harry Potter, book and movie) Pfft, like you wondered.
111) Logan Huntzberger (Gilmore Girls, tv) ?
112) Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl, book) ?
113) Michael Vaughn (Alias, tv) ?
114) Rufus Humphrey (Gossip Girl, tv) ?
115) Chuck Bartowski (Chuck, tv) I've seen him. That show was all kinds of fail.
116) Pacey Witter (Dawson's Creek, tv) ?
117) Captain Malcolm Renolds (Firefly, tv) WHEN WILL HE BE HERE?
118) Legolas (LotR, movie and book) Now, those of you who've been here since my early days on LJ know that I was once CRAZY INSANE in love with Legolas. But then he went and did that "diversion" shit in the last movie and I wanted to wrap his bow around his neck. Still, he was rly pretty...
119) Chad Danforth (High School Musical, movie) Reminds me too much of what my son's going to look like at 16/17 years old.
120) Logan Cale (Dark Angel, tv) ?
121) Bobby Singer (Supernatural, tv) ?
122) Zack Addy (Bones, tv) ?
123) Simon Tam (Firefly, tv)
124) Jayne Cobb (Firefly, tv) Will he sing 'The Man They Call Jayne?'
125) Benjamin Linus (Lost, tv) Crazy Benry? While he is made of awesome, I couldn't sleep with him. :shudders:
126) Sayid Jarrah (Lost, tv)
127) Matt Parkman (Heroes) There could be an upside to him being able to read my mind...
128) Xander Harris (BtVS)
129) Sylar (Heroes)
130) Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (BtVS, Angel) ?
131) Marcus Cole (Babylon 5, tv) ?
132) David Schrader (Dream for an Insomniac, movie) ?
133) Barney Stinson (HIMYM, tv) ?
134) Tyr Anasazi (Andromeda, tv) ?

My four:

135) Ron Weasley (Harry Potter, books, movies) Dude. Can I like, super bold this or something?
136) Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach, manga, tv, movies) It's my list, right? Ichigo is beyond hot. And he can carry a really big sword.
137) William Compton (The Tudors, tv) Yeah, I know his character was closet-gay (which made him all the more attractive to me), but sheeeeeeit, he was fine.
138) Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter, books, movies) Maybe not as quickly as Ron, but I definitely wouldn't hesitate to pounce on Draco. Nasty boy.

Comments

[hobbitofkobol.livejournal.com]

oh yay with fictional guys!!!

[jearsforqueers.livejournal.com]

#107

That's all.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

:whimpers again:

[nikkilicious377.livejournal.com]

JD FROM SCRUBS, HELL YES! :D Nice list. You wouldn't shag very many, would you? Haha.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

J.D. is so cute. And funny...he cracks me up. I was watching the bit when he did the PSA about Munchausen's Syndrome.

"Don't smother your kids."

♥ him.

[nikkilicious377.livejournal.com]

YES! That was hilarious. It looked like a real public service announcement. And he was sooo serious about it, lol. He is definitely <3