What Is Your Battle Cry?
Who is that, skulking through the fields! It is Sexyscholar, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! She howls vengefully:
"I'm going to bruise you until you're pissing shit!!"
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Skulking across the steppes, carrying a thorned whip, cometh Lunacat! And she gives a gutteral howl:
"I'm going to brutalize you with such disregard for common sense, you will wake up from the Matrix!!!"
Hark! Who is that, rampaging across the terrain! It is Happyville, hands clutching a burning branch! She cries homicidally:
"As sure as predators devour prey, I pillage until my glands are satisfied!!"
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LMAO
Date: 2008-05-08 04:03 pm (UTC)Re: LMAO
Date: 2008-05-08 04:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-08 04:11 pm (UTC)^ THAT is amazing because I just finished reading a fic where Fred accosted the slytherins with burning branches, and he magically wore them while declaring himself the ~god of hellfire~.
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Date: 2008-05-08 04:19 pm (UTC)"pillage until your glands are satisfied," huh? ^_~