Capslock!Heroes Post

[sexyscholar]

STALKER HOT DUDE NAMED WEST WHO FLIES IS REALLY GETTING ON MY NERVES.

He's all, "Claire, you cut off your toe." And Claire's like, "OH NO I DIN'T. SHU'UP!" And HDNW is all, "Uh huh!" And Claire is, "NUH UH." And they did that for about a half hour.

Then they were in class and HDNW was like,"But what if a lizard and a human had a baby? Could the baby regenermerate parts?" And the teacher was like, "OMF WEST PLZ STOP BEING A DOUCHE." And Claire was like, "SOB, YOU KNOW MY SEEKRIT SHAME!" and ran out.

Then they was some part where he must have clarified that he is HOT DUDE NAMED WEST WHO FLIES because he was flying and carrying Claire and all I could hear was "CAN YOU READ MY MIIIIIIIND?" and I started to laugh and my family looked at me like, "O_o"

THAT WHOLE PLOT IS MADE OF FAIL AND LOSE.

Okay. Then Ando was sitting at his desk playing Doom Racing or something and his boss comes up behind him asking about his TPS reports, and Ando is like, "I-wa I-wa I-wa."

So Ando go into his file cabinet (ftw?) and pulls out Takeshi's sword and the hilt said "To Ando, Love Hiro" and he popped the flip-cap hilt and these little scrolls fell out and I was really hoping that it would be like a portkey and Ando would get sucked back in 1671 Japan and be with Hiro again. But that didn't happen and I was sad. ;____;

Maya made people's brains go 'splody again, but Alejandro fixed it again and stuff.

Niki and Micah are in New Orleans (and why don't I remember DL dying?) and then it was, "OMG UHURA!" I guess Niki's trying to get herself killed cured, cause she calls the OTHER GUY WITH GLASSES and he's like, "We can absolutely not kill you or your money back."

Mr. ClaireDad is apparently bad news again, and that makes me sad 'cuz I was starting to like him. ;___;

Parkman woke up and heard spiders asking him to tap-dance and he almost shot Mohinder, who was all, "O HAI HONEY I'M HOME!" And then they had a spat. And Parkman was all, "Well, I made muffins and now they're all cold. And you just don't care."

And Mohinder was like, "WE NEVER TALK ANYMORE CUZ YOU ALWAYS DO THIS."

AND SYLAR. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA. He's all, "I'M GONNA KILL ILLUSION-GIRL WITH MY HAPPY FACE MUG AND EAT HER POWURZ" and then he had a nice chianti and was like, "CALGON TAKE ME AWAY" but he didn't go anywhere and I LOLOLOLOLOLZ'D all over the place. And then they pulled back, and he's in a shed in the mountainous intersection of BUMFUCKEGYPT and TIMBUKTHREE. HAAAHHAA SYLAR.

I HEARBY PROPOSE A SPIN-OFF OF HEREOS CALLED "CAPTAIN SHIRTLESS" STARRING PETER SHIRTLESS.

'Cuz he can carry a show by hisdamnfineself.

So the Irish guys are telling him the plan and ShadyDude's like, "OMG I'MA GONNA BE RICH" and Peter is like, "I'M IN UR MINDZ FOILING YOUR PLANS." But nobody believes him 'cuz they're like, "you don't fuck with the Brothahood" or something and then they run the heist and ShadyDude's like, "OMG I'MA GONNA BE RICH," and Peter's like, "Yeah, I've seen this movie too," and he throws ShadyDude at the wall with the power of his mind and he's like, "I could snap your neck like a twig."

Then ShadyDude runs off like a ShadyBitch and they make Peter a Brotha and give him the Dark Mark and then he thanks Big Brotha by sticking his tongue down Big Brotha's sister's throat and the Dark Mark disppears, and we're like "OOOOOOOOOOOOH SUSPENDURZ."

I love Heroes.

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[crwilley.livejournal.com]

because he was flying and carrying Claire and all I could hear was "CAN YOU READ MY MIIIIIIIND?"
Umm. Me too. And then my brain added, "No, wait, that's Parkman's power."'

why don't I remember DL dying?
I think, if you look on the date on the gravestone, he lived at least 2 months after the season finale - which was early November 2006, but his gravestone said 2007. Either they're handwaving the precise date, or there's something a little more complicated than the bullet wound going on. I betcha we find out more next week - lots of D.L.'s rellies turning up in the promo shots.

I HEARBY PROPOSE A SPIN-OFF OF HEREOS CALLED "CAPTAIN SHIRTLESS" STARRING PETER SHIRTLESS.
Seconded. All in favor?
And the crew know exactly what they're doing to us. They're making cracks about fanservice in the commentaries. :P to them.

[crwilley.livejournal.com]

Wow. I failed that post. Put it in the wrong place, and all italics...shame on me.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

It was the memory of SHIRTLESS PETER.

I blame everything on SHIRTLESS PETER. SP is the reason my alarm didn't go off this morning, why my scarf won't tie correctly, the Cuban Missile Crisis. Everything.