"Dear Snape, Potions suxx0rs. Love, Harry"

[sexyscholar]

So, I've been playing the OotP video game, and for the most part, I'm enjoying it. They put a lot of work into the scenery and the construction of Hogwarts. So you get to really walk through Hogwarts and its many halls and passages and quirks, which can be quite cool.

This also means that you have to tromp through the castle many many many many times to complete whatever task you're working on, which can be quite suxx0rs. Overall though, it's a much better game than GoF.

It is missing what has become a crucial option for me, however. The "Hermione, just shut your bitch mouth!" option.

Okay, I'm looking for these talking Gargoyle statues, right? Five in all, I've found four. And Hermione reminds me that I need to look for them. Every 3 seconds. OMG. It's constantly: "Are you looking for [insert thing here], Harry?" "Don't forget about the [insert same thing here], Harry." "Eat your peas, Harry." "Don't dig in your nose, Harry."

*strangles her*

Hehe. There was this one part though. For one task, you have to find five moly plants, and each time you find one, Hermioninny tells you, "You have [however many] left." So I'm like, "You know, I may not have a 198266717297392 IQ like you, but I can count. STFU, PLZ."

Then Ron goes, "I realise Harry and I haven't taken Arithmancy yet, but we can count to five."

Ron + Me = BRAIN TWINS

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Comments

[thatmikeychick.livejournal.com]

Oh, you wait until you have to get Colin Creevy's camera down from the ledge of doom. She's quite good at reminding you that you'll have to climb up there to get it.

The best part about this game so far is the Wingardium Leviosa. I've been hurling things at Hermioninny's head all. game

PS: What system are you playing it on?

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. I've done that part. I kept trying to throw the camera on her, but the game is programmed for Colin to do Wingardium Leviosa and catch it. So that was balls.

Oh man. I love throwing things at her. Especially those stone benches in the courtyards and the pumpkins at Hagrid's. That shit is ace.

And tearing up the bookshelf in the Viaduct. She's all, "Be careful with those books, Harry! ASFDAFA;;LAS!"

I'm playing it on the PS2.

[octagonal.livejournal.com]

Those HP games ruin my self esteem because, damn it, I cannot beat them. I fail!