Ok kids.

[sexyscholar]

With four days to go, I am curious...

What are you hoping to see in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows?



But really. Here's what I want.

* VOLDEMORT DIES.

Obviously.

* Ron and Hermione just get on with it already.

Either that, or just forget it. There's romantic tension, and then there's just annoyance. No, I don't like R/Hr, everyone knows that, but I accept it. So just come on, you two.

* Neville gets his showdown with -- and eventually kills -- Bellatrix.

Preferably using the Cruciatus Curse on her first.

The likelihood of it happening that way is slim at best. As it's been pointed out to me, Neville wouldn't be Neville if he did something like that. I suppose as long as she ends up dead by Neville's hand (or wand), I'll be happy. But still...that bitch must be made to pay.

* Remus and Bill kill Fenrir Greyback.

That would reek of WIN, and you know it.

* Snape is FRIEND.

I don't like Snape, but I do hope he's on the side of light. I think it's because I want Dumbledore to have been right about him for so many years.

* Draco is redeemed. Kind of.

*shrug* I love him. I know he's a bastard, and I totally love him anyway. I don't want him to be good, I just don't want him to be a Death Eater.

* HARRY, RON, DRACO AND NEVILLE SURVIVE.

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That's all the possible canon stuff I can think of. Of course, there are some goofy "it'll never happen in a million years" wishes, too.

* Harry, Ron and Draco start a wizard glam-rock band called Stygen.

* Ron is the reincarnation of Dumbledore.

* Dean and Seamus get it on.

* Ron and Draco finally realise that they're totally hot for each other, and proceed to show each other just how much. Possibly during a Stygen rehearsal.

* Hedwig shits on Harry's head. That bird has earned it.

Comments

[honey-child.livejournal.com]

A werewolf fight. That's all I want.

Oh, and Voldemort to reveal he's James Potter.

[honey-child.livejournal.com]

* Harry, Ron and Draco start a wizard glam-rock band called Stygen.


I just had to shove my sock into my mouth to prevent myself from all out giggles at work. I LOVE YOU.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Hee! I love you, too. I'm glad you liked it!

Can't you just picture it, though?

Ron on bass, Harry on drums and Draco as the lead singer (because he'd want to be in front) and guitarist.

[honey-child.livejournal.com]

I can see a sort of White Stripes tension between Harry and Draco. Man, I'm getting hot and bothered just thinking about it. And why do I keep thinking of Ron as a sort of Adam Clayton from U2 when he's on bass? XD

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Ron as a sort of Adam Clayton from U2 when he's on bass?

Oh God, that's a happy thought. Wow. XD

For me, it would be all about the tension between Ron and Draco, with each of them vying for control of each set.

*flails*

I would be such a groupie. :p

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I'm not the only one. I really want Remus and Bill to go total werewolf and rip Fenrir to shreds. I WANT THIS.

[crwilley.livejournal.com]

I don't want Neville to use the Cruciatus curse on Bellatrix. He's better than that - and that spell is not a good-guy kind of weapon. I foresee him being tempted, and deciding against it - I don't think "You have to want it" will be an issue for him!

Other than that, I'm pretty much down with your list.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

He's better than that - and that spell is not a good-guy kind of weapon.

I know, I know. *pouts*

I guess I just want to Neville to let his anger get the better of him. But you're right, he would do the good guy thing and decide against it. :p

I think he'd just kill her outright.

[single-path.livejournal.com]

I agree. Neville is a gentle boy, and he's not really the type to stoop to that level. I can also imagine him wanting to, but remembering his parents and knowing that his parents wouldn't want him to do that. He wouldn't be Neville if he did.

Re: I think he'd just kill her outright.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Spoil sport. :)

I suspect it's my inner Slytherin that wants to see her tortured before she's killed. It's not as though she hasn't earned it.

But I know you guys are right -- Neville wouldn't be Neville if he did that.

*pouts some more*

Re: I think he'd just kill her outright.

[single-path.livejournal.com]

Oh, now I didn't say that I didn't want her tortured. I'd LOVE to see her tortured! But not to see sweet Neville doing it.

Maybe she'll be tortured by someone else, and THEN Neville will come in for the killing blow. ^_^

Re: I think he'd just kill her outright.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhh.

Well that's okay then. :D

[sexychicken.livejournal.com]

I guess I just want...Snape to somehow be a good guy. (sniff, sniff)

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Me too. I really want Snape to be on the side of light.

I think I should add that to my list...

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Oh! And I like that you used the "Gothindor" icon. XD

[sexychicken.livejournal.com]

Of course!!! Methinks it's way past time for me to have it as my default again. (changes default) :D

[honey-child.livejournal.com]

I'm hoping he ends up looking out for number one and it bites him in the bottom.

But, then again, I'm hoping everyone dies. *Morbid*

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

FALLING ROCKS. EVERYONE DIES.

[rons-pigwidgeon.livejournal.com]

Harry, Ron and Draco start a wizard glam-rock band called Stygen.

* Ron is the reincarnation of Dumbledore.

* Dean and Seamus get it on.

* Ron and Draco finally admit that they're totally hot for each other, and proceed to show each other just how much. Possibly during a Stygen rehearsal.

* Hedwig finally shits on Harry's head. That bird has earned it.

The first made me snort. The second made me squirm because Ron is a favorite and Dumbledore was most certainly NOT.

The rest I would LOVE to happen, as well. Though I don't know if it would be a good idea to give Voldemort a pony. He might kill it. Or try to molest it, who knows with that thing.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Have you ever read the Ron is Dumbledore theory? It's totally on the crack.

Or try to molest it, who knows with that thing.

Ok. No pony for Voldy.

EW.

[rons-pigwidgeon.livejournal.com]

I have not, and am quite happy to continue in my ignorance. I don't want to know why anyone thinks Ron could be Dumbledore reincarnated.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

I had to read it, if only for the lolz. :p

[monikawitch1986.livejournal.com]

ok...all of you people that left a comment...i love you all!!!
i was having a bad day (as usual because the weekend it's far far away) and i decided to see what's new on my flist and oh my god that voldemort with a pony thing makes me laugh very very hard...
sooo you all had make me happy!!!!
thank you all!!!

specially you mo!

and i really hope ron and draco would get it on...and it will happen...if not in the book then in my mind...

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Aw, you're welcome, hon!

As far as I'm concerned, Ron/Draco IS canon. I think JKR just didn't feel comfortable going completely gay.

I mean. She did write Sirius and Remus. And that might as well be canon. :p

[ryl.livejournal.com]

* Hedwig shits on Harry's head. That bird has earned it.

I would pay $50 to see that. Do they use real birds in the movies? Is there any hope of an outtake?

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

You know...I'm not sure. I always assumed they used real birds.

But yeah, I'm right there with you.

*splat*

"That's for leaving me at the Dursleys in PoA, beeyotch."

[incoherenteye.livejournal.com]

I want Snape to be the good guy. In fact, I'm positive he is, and if he is, I don't want him to die! He's given up so much.
or Ron, Draco or Neville.

But I wouldn't mind as much if Harry died, merely because it would good to see the main hero actually die.