they're all made of porcelain, but they're still so pretty.

[sexyscholar]

New OotP photos. I snagged these from dj43 @ dj_capslock.












Wow. Okay. I know Dan's only like 5'6", but you never really notice in the movies and stills because of forced perspective. But Rupert seriously dwarfs him here -- and he's hunched over.





















O.O Adda--wibba-- omg, look at him. ::bites his jawline:: Arrgh! Why is there no goddamned Quidditch? Why won't they give me my Ron/Draco/Weasley is my King angst? It's not bloody FAIR! ::pouts::

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[thatmikeychick.livejournal.com]

Immediate reactions:

Sirius: OMGYAY!!

Ginny: "Go 'head gurl, putcho leg up! (Leg up?) Go 'head gurl, put you leg up! (Like this?)"

Luscious Lucius: GUH.

Ron: GUH! GRSFNSDOISGOISDHGSDGOHOHIAOIHGOMGWTFBBQ!

This movie is going to kill me. I dread it, only because I know they're gonna fuck it up. But oh, the eyecandy. Mmm, eyecandy...

[thatmikeychick.livejournal.com]

PS: Yes, Cho is sneering because she's a cheeky Ravenclaw bastard and is not to be trusted. I mean, shit - at least the Slytherins have the decency to be sneaky gits to your face. Honestly.

PPS: My house pride is only skin deep. As a Gryffindor, I'm obligated to hump anything attractive that passes through the Fat Lady. *shrugs* 'tis true. Being a Gryffindor means never having to sleep alone. We're pimp like that. :D

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Cho gets on my goddamned nerves.

I'm still kind of peeved that they made this big deal about the kiss with Harry, especially since we don't really read it in the book. I get sloppy wet imagined!first kiss, but no 'Weasley is my King.'

They took away my Ron/Draco angst just to spite me. :p

As a Slyffindor, I have to do double duty between the two Houses.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

...

Um, that went to kind of a dirty place, and I hadn't meant it to.

I think.

[thatmikeychick.livejournal.com]

Pfft. Like my mind didn't go there anyway.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Pssh. Natch. :D

Mmmm...double duty...

I'm in my Ron/Draco happy place and all is right with the world, y0.

[thatmikeychick.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't get me started. The lack of Quidditch thus far has wounded me deeply. And the fact that all of this is getting chopped for fucking GRAWP, for Frith's sake. It's just wrong, damnit.

...at least we don't have to worry about Watson-face's eyebrow acting for... what was it? Scud? Skrim? Snot?

...

SPEW! Right. That...shit. Better Grawp than that, at least.

...yes.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

That icon still cracks me right up.

That's right, they did leave out SPEW. I'm grateful for that at least.

You know the only reason they went with the Grawp sub-plot was so they could pimp out the speshul fx.

I am such a Gryffinh00r.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Sirius' coat = WIN. I won't even go into the whole nekkid chest thing... klzkfhsfdusozdf.

I really want to see Ginny make out with another girl, preferably a Slytherin. She'd own that ass. You know she would.

That picture of Lucius? I want to suck his cane -- just to prove to him that I can. h00r.

And Ron? What can I say really? I start bouncing in my chair when I see this picture. And he's pointing his wand like "You know that p---y's got my name on it. 'Ron Weasley?' Yeah, that's me."

Re: I am such a Gryffinh00r.

[thatmikeychick.livejournal.com]

See, I tried not to notice Gaz's Sirius' nekkid chest. Thanks. Thanks A LOT.

Ginny's milkshake brings all the boys (and girls) to the yard. You know this.

I died at this. That is SO something you would do. Just to prove a point. ;D

AND YES, OMFG HE DOES LOOK LIKE HE'S PLOTTING ON TAGGING SOME UNSPOKEN PARTS OF YOUR BODY. WHY, OH WHY, IS HE HALF A WORLD AWAY??

Re: I am such a Gryffinh00r.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Of course you did. Which is why I had to point it out. It's what I do.

::nods:: I sure would. ;D

Told you. Ron's a beautiful bastard.

[cugami.livejournal.com]

Ron indeed. Gads. I am almost tempted to watch this movie but I FEAR the bastardization. Ron is my ONLY reason and good lord if something fucks it up.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

I love the movies, but I really go see them for the eye candy factor. I won't pretend about that.

Because there's nothing like seeing Rupert on the big screen. It's the initial reason I went to see 'Driving Lessons.' God, he was pretty in that movie.

Lanky, red-haired, blue-green eyed, pillow-lipped bastard.

::loves him::

[ohmysyzygy.livejournal.com]

gin totally looks like she'd doing a prime minister pose.

[thatmikeychick.livejournal.com]

Ginny Weasley for Minister! Hooray!!

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

She'd rock that, though.

You know she would.

[mightyafrodite.livejournal.com]

I just clenched, siriusly. *fans self* Between Harry, Lucius and Ron, I'm no more good. I'm just glad they didn't have Draco in there.

But wait, I just found this

and this

and this
. . . oh, my.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

You would have been able to hear me scream from my office if Tom had been among these.

Yeah, that first pic of Tom is lovely. I wish he'd grow his hair like that for realz.

[mightyafrodite.livejournal.com]

No kidding. He looks phenomenal with hair.

Maybe he should take over Daniel's role in Equis . . .

*faints*

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

*shakes head*

No. NO.

Don't even do that to me.

Besides, it'd be hard to top Dan's torso.

That shit is dangerous.

OMG Rupert's on the cover. FTWSQUEE.

[mightyafrodite.livejournal.com]

But no one has seen Tom's torso, thereby leaving it open to salacious speculation.

BTW, never use 'Daniel,' 'torso' and 'hard' in the same sentence again, siriusly.

I need a Draco icon. *whines*

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

You know. Now that I think about it, it'd be quite easy...delightful even, to top Dan's torso.

...

I mean beat his torso...with licorice whips. No.

Compare...no, then I get them both at once.

Both at once. There's an idea. Or even all three.

You're right. Tom's the only one we haven't seen shirtless. What the hell's he waiting for, Christmas?

Ooh. Wrapped in the big red/green ribbon.

With Rupert.

Oh god. I can't stop. Help me.

[mightyafrodite.livejournal.com]

Oohhh . . . .

I see another drabble (Is that what you call them?), called "Happy Christmas".

Whoah boy . . .

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Yup, drabbles are little short pieces, like between 100 - 200 words.

Oh boy.

Are you thinking what I think you're thinking?

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

I need a Draco icon. *whines*

I have six of them. (Sweet Merlin -- six?!) Well, five really. One of them is a text-only.

There's these two lovelies made by loleiasbits:



Then these three, all made by phuck @ last5:

[mightyafrodite.livejournal.com]

I like those, a lot. If I can't find some other pictures I want to manipulate, I'll snatch a couple of those an give credit where it's due.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

I don't like the way my icons come out, so I've kind of stopped making them.

I usually like other people's work so much better, anyway. Especially phuck and ariesathena over at last5. Most of my icons come from there.

[mightyafrodite.livejournal.com]

I kinda suck at icons, outside from sizing a picture that's already what I need. I'll do some looking and see what I find.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Just found something that I had to share with you.

A quote from Nickelodeon magazine (2002):

Interviewer: 'If there was a Tom Felton sandwich, what would be in it?'

Tom: 'About three rashers [slices] of bacon, a massive burger, a couple of sausages, and a fried egg. It's very fatty and not very healthy for you, but I'm sure it would taste absolutely gorgeous.'

Now. Did he really have to say that 'absolutely gorgeous' bit? DID HE? Imagine him saying that shit now?

And of course, you know my answer to what would be in a Tom Felton sammich...

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

I had a dream about Tom!Draco last night, and I totally blame it on you.

So thanks for that. :)

And then I was going through my Photobucket files, and found this shit, so I'm all messed up now.

It's going to be one of those days.

(Oh, and it still pisses me off that Robert Pattinson is that pretty. Just to let you know.)

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Oh. So apparently I wasn't messed up ENOUGH, 'cuz I found this in the same folder.

Okay. Ron/Draco totally needs to be canon, goddammit.

Can you just imagine those lips kissing each other? ::turns into puddle::

[stuckinsea.livejournal.com]

Love it! I love Bonnie Wright. She's grown up so much, I really hope that she's going to be in HBP because she deserves her moment.

Of course we gushed about Rupert, but we can do some more. Damn the boy is delicious.

I'm not digging Lucius' little hair flip, but that man can sure hold a cane.

Emma...you suck...lol.

I agree. No fucking Weasley is Our King?! Just another point in cannon trying to crush our Ron/Draco proof...they was to smex each other...lol.

Can you believe they said that OOTP is going to be the shortest Potter movie so far. Bastards!

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Emma...you suck...lol.

Girl, I know. You know I can't stand her either. But I felt I had to put her in there to be fair. :p And it is a nice picture of her.

Ginny wins at everything. She's just so damned awesome.

I don't know why the quality of the wigs always seems so crappy. I hope the flip was just for this picture. I like that fall over his face. ::mind wanders::

Of course we gushed about Rupert, but we can do some more.

As my friends know, I can gush about Rupert all day. :p Yes, he is delicious. That's a good way to describe it.

Just another point in cannon trying to crush our Ron/Draco proof

So true. We know the truth.

Ron & Draco want to smex each other so badly it hurts. That's why they're so nasty to each other, see.