Dumbledore really IS groovy.
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fmh & I have this sort of...I guess it's a ritual. Kind of.We sit up till about 2:00 in the morning discussing all manners of bullshit. Last night, we somehow got on the subject of why there's always so much food at the dinners in the Great Hall at Hogwarts.
Me: Well, they'd have to have a lot of food...Dumbledore is SO a weed fiend.
fmh: Yeah. At the head table, there'd be Doritos and M&Ms and Twinkies and lots of Sprite. And he'd be going, "Kinda dry in here, isn't it?"Me: I bet you...in his chambers, he's got the Goblet of Fire. And he's using it as the biggest bong EVER.
fmh: He invented the Goblet of Fire. It was his senior year project. With an endless supply of gange.Me: If you take off that little hat, you'll find two joints, a nickel bag and cigarette papers.
fmh: And you know everybody else at the head table is like, "...fuckin' hippie."
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Date: 2006-06-02 02:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-02 02:08 pm (UTC)I wouldn't mind at all. :)
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Date: 2006-06-02 02:14 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-06-02 02:52 pm (UTC)Dumbledore is the Willie Nelson of the Wizarding World. I can so see him lighting a joint while sitting on top of the Ministry of Magic.
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Date: 2006-06-02 02:55 pm (UTC)Really.
When those guys from the Ministry came to try to take Dumbledore in...and he flicked them off like so many flies? I bet he'd just smoked a bowl.
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Date: 2006-06-02 02:59 pm (UTC)Yeah, if you've ever wonder where all that smoke that makes everything Dumbledore does so impressive comes from...
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Date: 2006-06-02 02:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-02 03:09 pm (UTC)It was made by
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Date: 2006-06-02 06:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-02 09:54 pm (UTC)ha!
Date: 2006-06-02 10:30 pm (UTC)