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Shouldn't this be "How would I die in a horror movie?" Oh well.
Shouldn't this be "
How
would I die in a horror movie?" Oh well.
Sep
.
30th
,
2003
11:36 am
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Why would I die in a horror movie? by toxicninja
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you had sex
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Cleavered in the face? How excellent!
Because I had sex? Oh well, that is
so
not cool. I hope I got to come before I went, at least. ;)
I wonder who I got to make it with...?
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Date:
2003-09-30 08:38 am (UTC)
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rainbow-slinky.livejournal.com
Eric Stoltz? :)
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Date:
2003-09-30 08:39 am (UTC)
From:
sexyscholar.livejournal.com
YES!!!
There is a god!
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Date:
2003-09-30 08:42 am (UTC)
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rainbow-slinky.livejournal.com
*bows* Why thank you, but I prefer Goddess. ;)
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Date:
2003-09-30 08:44 am (UTC)
From:
sexyscholar.livejournal.com
Very good point!
Thank you, Blessed Goddess of the Universe!
*bows lowly*
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Date:
2003-09-30 08:46 am (UTC)
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rainbow-slinky.livejournal.com
Flattery gets you everyone you want. :)
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Date:
2003-09-30 08:54 am (UTC)
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sexyscholar.livejournal.com
Oh...
Dear Benevolent Goddess of the Universe...I beseech thee...
If these are to be my last moments on earth, I beg of thee to grant me
Josh Homme
and Craig Kilborn as well.
Thus, I will perish surrounded in lovely flames, and I will gladly give my soul and service to you for eternity.
(How was that? ;) )
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Date:
2003-09-30 08:57 am (UTC)
From:
rainbow-slinky.livejournal.com
Wow. You're good. Wish granted. Want me to throw in Orlando Bloom on the side? I think he's pretty hot..for a guy...
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Date:
2003-09-30 08:59 am (UTC)
From:
sexyscholar.livejournal.com
Hmmm...well, I don't want to be picky...
But Johnny Depp would be better.
You know.
If you see it in your heart, Benevolent Goddess. :)
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Date:
2003-09-30 08:59 am (UTC)
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rainbow-slinky.livejournal.com
Sure. Johnny Depp it is. Anything for such a devoted woman. And I don't want you to perish in flames, all I want is you to name a hedgie baby after me.
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Date:
2003-09-30 09:07 am (UTC)
From:
sexyscholar.livejournal.com
Done!
Rainbow Slinky would make a pretty foxy name for a hedgie.
Hopefully Sporkie is preggers. :)
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Date:
2003-09-30 09:15 am (UTC)
From:
rainbow-slinky.livejournal.com
Yay!
Hopefully! I don't have any goddess powers of fertility, not yet anyway.
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Date:
2003-09-30 09:31 am (UTC)
From:
sexyscholar.livejournal.com
They're in development.
:)
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Date:
2003-09-30 10:13 am (UTC)
From:
felinias.livejournal.com
I hope you have a tremendous orgasm before you die :D
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Date:
2003-09-30 02:36 pm (UTC)
From:
xlnyc.livejournal.com
You come
then you go
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Date:
2003-10-01 07:32 am (UTC)
From:
sexyscholar.livejournal.com
It's the best way really. ;)
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Date: 2003-09-30 08:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-30 08:39 am (UTC)There is a god!
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Date: 2003-09-30 08:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-30 08:44 am (UTC)Thank you, Blessed Goddess of the Universe!
*bows lowly*
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Date: 2003-09-30 08:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-30 08:54 am (UTC)Dear Benevolent Goddess of the Universe...I beseech thee...
If these are to be my last moments on earth, I beg of thee to grant me Josh Homme and Craig Kilborn as well.
Thus, I will perish surrounded in lovely flames, and I will gladly give my soul and service to you for eternity.
(How was that? ;) )
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Date: 2003-09-30 08:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-30 08:59 am (UTC)But Johnny Depp would be better.
You know.
If you see it in your heart, Benevolent Goddess. :)
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Date: 2003-09-30 08:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-30 09:07 am (UTC)Rainbow Slinky would make a pretty foxy name for a hedgie.
Hopefully Sporkie is preggers. :)
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Date: 2003-09-30 09:15 am (UTC)Hopefully! I don't have any goddess powers of fertility, not yet anyway.
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Date: 2003-09-30 09:31 am (UTC):)
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Date: 2003-09-30 10:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-30 02:36 pm (UTC)then you go
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Date: 2003-10-01 07:32 am (UTC)