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<td bgcolor="#000000">Name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Mona</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Age</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">27</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Gender</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">female</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Killed by</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">cleavered in the face</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Killed because</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">you had sex</td>
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Cleavered in the face? How excellent!

Because I had sex? Oh well, that is so not cool. I hope I got to come before I went, at least. ;)

I wonder who I got to make it with...?

Date: 2003-09-30 08:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainbow-slinky.livejournal.com
Eric Stoltz? :)

Date: 2003-09-30 08:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sexyscholar.livejournal.com
YES!!!

There is a god!

Date: 2003-09-30 08:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainbow-slinky.livejournal.com
*bows* Why thank you, but I prefer Goddess. ;)

Date: 2003-09-30 08:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sexyscholar.livejournal.com
Very good point!

Thank you, Blessed Goddess of the Universe!

*bows lowly*

Date: 2003-09-30 08:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainbow-slinky.livejournal.com
Flattery gets you everyone you want. :)

Date: 2003-09-30 08:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sexyscholar.livejournal.com
Oh...

Dear Benevolent Goddess of the Universe...I beseech thee...

If these are to be my last moments on earth, I beg of thee to grant me Josh Homme and Craig Kilborn as well.

Thus, I will perish surrounded in lovely flames, and I will gladly give my soul and service to you for eternity.


(How was that? ;) )

Date: 2003-09-30 08:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainbow-slinky.livejournal.com
Wow. You're good. Wish granted. Want me to throw in Orlando Bloom on the side? I think he's pretty hot..for a guy...

Date: 2003-09-30 08:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sexyscholar.livejournal.com
Hmmm...well, I don't want to be picky...

But Johnny Depp would be better.

You know.

If you see it in your heart, Benevolent Goddess. :)

Date: 2003-09-30 08:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainbow-slinky.livejournal.com
Sure. Johnny Depp it is. Anything for such a devoted woman. And I don't want you to perish in flames, all I want is you to name a hedgie baby after me.

Date: 2003-09-30 09:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sexyscholar.livejournal.com
Done!

Rainbow Slinky would make a pretty foxy name for a hedgie.

Hopefully Sporkie is preggers. :)

Date: 2003-09-30 09:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainbow-slinky.livejournal.com
Yay!
Hopefully! I don't have any goddess powers of fertility, not yet anyway.

Date: 2003-09-30 09:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sexyscholar.livejournal.com
They're in development.

:)

Date: 2003-09-30 10:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] felinias.livejournal.com
I hope you have a tremendous orgasm before you die :D

Date: 2003-09-30 02:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xlnyc.livejournal.com
You come
then you go

Date: 2003-10-01 07:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sexyscholar.livejournal.com
It's the best way really. ;)

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