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That is what I'm calling it. I cannot bring myself to say "mate." Just doesn't sound right to me.

Anyway.

Dave and Amanda (ex-roommate and best gal) brought RJ over on Sunday. RJ is huge now. Very big and very slow, especially in comparison to Spork. The last time I saw RJ, he was Spork's size. I never thought he would get so frucking large.

Almost immediately, he started sniffing at Spork. But she was not having it. He'd nuzzle. She'd run. He'd nudge. She'd run. Too fast for him to catch up with her. They separated for a while. We put them in the bath together. RJ had poop on his head (he likes to roll around in it, apparently) and Spork likes to swim.

After his spines had been weighed down with water, RJ got really slow.

Nothing happened for a while. Just the nugding and running. To say that female hedgies play hard to get is a gross understatement. At one point, checking on them, I could see that they were locked together at Spork's side. I guess RJ tried nudging her again, and she finally put her spines up. When I pulled them apart, I could see blood on Spork's spines from where she had punctured RJ. Ouchies.

This morning, RJ was squeaking at Spork. Basically the hedgie equivalent of "pleasebebbepleasebebbebebbebebbeplease." He squeaked. And squeaked. And squeaked.

Did I mention he squeaked?

Then they tussled some more. RJ was in position, but I think he was trying to get Spork in the right place and cooperative.

Finally, they slowed down quite a bit, then they sort of swayed back and forth for a minute or two.

Spork detached herself and went to the other side of the cage. RJ followed, but not nudging. He's just been hanging close to her.

I guess that was the hedgehog huckey.

They're picking RJ up tonight. We'll see if we made hedgie babies in a few days. Gestation is only about 35 days, so it won't take long if indeed she is preggers.

Date: 2003-09-23 12:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greyyguy.livejournal.com
You didn't play any hedgehog porn music for them to get them in the mood? Give them little props so they could roleplay? Though I suppose given the spines, hedgehogs are probably all into S&M anyways.

Date: 2003-09-23 12:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sexyscholar.livejournal.com
I'd thought about playing some Barry White for them while I was gone yesterday, but I had to leave in a rush and I forgot.

From what I've read about the huckey, the way it happened is pretty much how it goes.

The female doesn't want it so much as she just gives in so he'll leave her alone.

How sad. :(

Date: 2003-09-23 12:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greyyguy.livejournal.com
Well, if your mate were covered in sharp spines, would you be looking forward to it?

Date: 2003-09-23 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sexyscholar.livejournal.com
Well...it depends on the kind of kink I was looking for... :)

Actually, it's only their tops that have spines, the underbelly is just fur.

If anybody should be reluctant, it should be the male!

Date: 2003-09-23 12:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greyyguy.livejournal.com
Maybe so, but obviosuly it is the male that is so eager. Maybe only the males are into S&M?

Date: 2003-09-23 12:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sexyscholar.livejournal.com
It could very well be!

He did keep nudging her after she had punctured him with her spines...

Date: 2003-09-23 12:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greyyguy.livejournal.com
So bloodletting is a form of foreplay for hedgehogs? Weird.

Date: 2003-09-23 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] albadore.livejournal.com
Sounds like hedgehog foreplay is very much like the average human male's version...whining and begging.

sad, really.

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