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[sexyscholar]

Okay, I may be a bitch, but I just can't take a salesperson who says "fwee" instead of "free" seriously.

I just can't, in good conscience, do that.

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[rainbow-slinky.livejournal.com]

I can't blame you.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

That's just wovewy! Heheheheh!

[vonpookie.livejournal.com]

J used to work with a girl who talked like that. He would mess with her constantly. What was even better was that this was at a fast-food restaurant, and the girl would even work drive-thru every now and then.

But it usually went:

"Hey, Krystal...say 'peripheral'"
"Pehwiffehwal"
*insert laughter of everyone nearby here*

She apparently never caught on to waht he was doing, either. Dipshit.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

I didn't make fun of this guy. I wouldn't have.

I just couldn't take him seriously. And the fact that he was trying to set me up for some kind of shady-sounding dental plan didn't help.

MAWWIAGE

[thiscantbesoy.livejournal.com]

is what bwings us togevah today.

My boss, who is an attorney, the voice on our telephone system, and a speaker at our employee benefits seminars, says "free" instead of "three." He also says "fourf" and "fift" for fourth and fifth. And he says "wif," as in, "please press zero to speak wif one of our customer service representatives."