Writer's Block: Rotten tomatoes

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wow. this is a hard question.

i'm a b-fest veteran and sit down willingly with a group of close friends to watch awful movies every friday or saturday, so i've seen a lot of really bad movies.

really bad.

but i think the worst movie i've ever seen would have to be a little gem called "science crazed."



now, you might say, "mona, i know from bad movies. i've seen 'manos: the hands of fate.' i've seen 'plan 9 from outer space.' i can handle it."

NO. NO YOU CAN'T.

"manos" is a cinematic fucking masterpiece compared to this flaming bag of moose shit.

"plan 9 from outer space" will bowl you over with its high tech and super-realistic special effects after you've seen this eye-raping strip of celluloid.

>_<

the plot: so, basically there's this crazy scientist. he injects this woman with some kind of funky growth serum, and she gets pregnant or something and gives birth to a full-grown monster. it kills her in the process and then goes on a rampage, killing really stupid, ugly people.

(fmh, shawnj, crwilley, dadandgirl, shugotenchi -- do i have the "plot" about right?)

i wish I could find some clips of it, because really, no matter how bad i *tell* you it is, unless you see it, YOU JUST CANNOT UNDERSTAND.

AND BELIEVE OR NOT, WE OWN THIS SHIT. IT'S IN MY HOUSE. RIGHT NOW.

they're so canonically perfect together that it's just stupid.