Clay Aiken: Yes, I'm gay.
Guys, I have to come out to you about something too. I should've admitted this long ago, but things were going so well, and I didn't want to lose you.
:deep breath:
You guys. I think Rupert Grint is really, REALLY hot. TRUFAX.
I know this must come as a huge shock to all of you. But I felt that, in the spirit of Clay's disclosure, I must come clean.
Okay, but seriously. WHO IN THE FRICKETY FRICK DID HE THINK THIS WAS GOING TO SHOCK? I don't even WATCH American Idol (ok, except for that one time when DanRad was supposed to be on there, but then they cut his bit and left me a cold, hollow, bitter shell of my former self) and I knew that frosty-haired mofo was gay.
Guys, I have to come out to you about something too. I should've admitted this long ago, but things were going so well, and I didn't want to lose you.
:deep breath:
You guys. I think Rupert Grint is really, REALLY hot. TRUFAX.
I know this must come as a huge shock to all of you. But I felt that, in the spirit of Clay's disclosure, I must come clean.
Okay, but seriously. WHO IN THE FRICKETY FRICK DID HE THINK THIS WAS GOING TO SHOCK? I don't even WATCH American Idol (ok, except for that one time when DanRad was supposed to be on there, but then they cut his bit and left me a cold, hollow, bitter shell of my former self) and I knew that frosty-haired mofo was gay.