stupid human tricks

I decided that I wanted a cup of hot tea.

Simple, y/y?

So, to achieve that end, I get a cup from the cabinet and pour in the not-quite-boiling hot water from the coffee maker.

Sounds about right, y/y?

Unfortunately, I forgot the close the cabinet - so on my way back to sweeten my tea, I bumped my head on the corner of the cabinet door and splattered not-quite-boiling-but-really-bitch-ass-fucking-hot water all over my hand.

On a side note, Harney & Sons Hot Cinnamon Spice tea is beyond excellent.


owie.

I had to post this just for the picture.

( i will bitch slap you back to africa. )