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sexyscholarI just had a sneeze that I think will make it impossible for me to ever bear children.
Man, that hurt!
Man, that hurt!
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Date: 2003-01-24 09:32 am (UTC)I once tried to explain the concept of sneezing out a tampon to my ex-bf. He didn't grasp the concept until I sneezed during sex. The look on his face was priceless.
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Date: 2003-01-24 03:10 pm (UTC)*rolls the ovaries back over*
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Date: 2003-01-24 11:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-01-24 07:35 pm (UTC)During sex, I can't even imagine the look on his face...
It was prolly Xmas card worthy, wasn't it?
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Date: 2003-01-24 11:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-01-24 06:22 pm (UTC)Ah-hem. Sorry. Don't mean to laugh at your pain....but damn.
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Date: 2003-01-24 07:32 pm (UTC)It's okay. And do you know that my body had the NERVE to do that shit 2 more times?!
My womb shall forever be barren. I'm sure I popped out both ovaries.
Ack!