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[sexyscholar]

When I read this, I thought of you, thiscantbesoy. Yes, you have my permission to injure this person in anyway you see fit. :)

whats up? hniUTK--1860g Hi there, how's it going? Well for starters I must confess that this is indeed pretty awkward.
I gnoticed your profile online and figured I'd drop ya a line....I bet that doesn't happen to you everyday! I never really even thought about it until someone saw ming and got in touch a little while back.
ANYWAY! My name isg Karan, I'm 23, and I'm a sale repg for a mid-sized pharmaceutical company. Goodness I can't get over how strange this is! I'm sure you're probably thinking the same thing! hehe.
Oh well, I really don't want to go on too fagr. Especially since I'm not sure whether or not you have any intrest.
But if you would like to get to know more about me, please drop me a linre. I'll be more than happy to include someg pics as well.
Anything agbout you would be greatly apreciated as well :-) g
Well I hope to hear from you soon! Take care. Q

xoxo,
Karan .....2G0l4FUa7ve5f5s6ms

P.S. Do you use any messenger servicges, maybe we can chat on there sometime? My email address is [deleted] Q Best regards,

Dgoes anyrbody undergrstrangd howg mucrgh i hAgte spamg? spamg writh bagd srpellirgng anrd grrgammar isg evenr worser.

Meh.

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[ex-dogmeat720.livejournal.com]

arf! (hug)
This is why I rarely check my Yahoo mail. At least my Hotmail's relatively clear.

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[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

The sad part is this came in my work e-mail. :/

But it must be flattering to be gnoticed??

[thiscantbesoy.livejournal.com]

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[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

D-0%n"(t) y^o@ug rjr&ust wagnn'a s#lrapg th2e(m)gr?@

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[thiscantbesoy.livejournal.com]

HEY! The rest of my message got cut off. It actually said something like, "That's almost as good as Merriam-Webster online." Then I said something else. With many symbols, of course. I think LJ did not enjoy the symbols. And it deleted my fine, fine message.

I'm blue. Da ba dee, da ba da.

Re: But it must be flattering to be gnoticed??

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

No, it doesn't find the symbols joyous and/or merry.

Mine didn't go through the first time.

I'm sorry I didn't get to read that fine, pretty message. I'm blue as well. :(


(BTW, those pictures of Eric defrosting the freezer are HI-larious. How are those people that lived in the freezer? Are they living in the apartment hallway now?)

Re: But it must be flattering to be gnoticed??

[thiscantbesoy.livejournal.com]

Ya("")h&oo w<ill& T^A(K)E [.]my s@y(")mb0ols &if I S%AY i--t will!!!!(") Btw, I tossed the freezer people right down the garbage disposal. Their frozen embryo offspring, however, defrosted in the hallway and aren't doing very well.