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Found this on lolobama...

by earle via politicartoons:



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OMG I CAN'T HANG OUT AT rpattz_trufax. I RLY CAN'T.



:DIES:

From dadandgirl...

This amuses me more than it probably should:



I've really got to check out Azumanga Daioh. It looks hilarious even without the AMV bits.

I finally had a Rupert dream. o_O

So, I meet Rupert at this bar. When I say "met," I mean that we had agreed to meet up there. I don't think we were dating, but we were definitely chummy with each other.

Anyway, we're at the bar, and they play live music and karaoke -- so it's like this hybrid of the two. Rupert looks at me and he's like, "We should do a song together." So I say, "What are you, high?" And he goes, "Yeah I am, actually." O_o

So I laugh and say, "Sure. Why not? What do you want to sing?" And he says, "I'm not singing anything -- you're going to sing, and I'm going to play the guitar. I wanna put the lessons to use."

(Note: Rupert, if you ever start playing the guitar I'm afraid I'm going to have to take legal action against you.)

I say, "Okay, fine. So what are we doing?" He says, "A Pat Benatar song." "Why Pat Benatar?" I ask. "Because it just feels right," he tells me.

This is all kinds of WTFery and FTWery.

So I pick "Hit Me With Your Best Shot."

Anyway, we do the song -- and we nail it; I mean, we're really good. The other people at the bar are cheering for us, and we do a couple more songs. I think there was even some Foghat in there.

FOGHAT.

So, I finished another song and, plied with way too much tequila, I snog Rupert like the drunken idiot I've become. AND HE SNOGS BACK. This face-mashy, grabby, really wet snog, and I'm getting all tingly in the nethers, and I think he is too. Unfortunately, he's eaten something that makes my stomach go all flip-flop, and not in the good way either. I tell him that I think I'm going to be sick, and I run out of the bar and let go somewhere behind the place.

Rupert comes running out behind me, and he holds my hair out of my face while I puke. O_O He's rubbing my back and I hear him calling someone on his mobile and telling them to come pick us up. Later, a car pulls up and he helps me in and he gives the driver an address that isn't mine.

And then I woke up. With my heart going at 18976817461874 beats per second.

Nngh.

ETA: Today, fmh told me that I was grinning and laughing in my sleep, and he woke me up to ask me what I was dreaming about. I replied sleepily, "snails," and then I went back to sleep.

I don't remember any of this. LOLZ.

OMGWTFSNAILS.

Okay, the DanRad tongue taco thing still freaks me out, but this icon?

AJAK;ADKLhajalka;kda;dkla;dk!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I totally stole it from cheeky_weasley, btw. I think someone over at ONTD made it, but I'm not sure.

So. I'm just minding my bidness, catching up on my most excellent flist, when what do I see before me?

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Ganked from greyyguy...

( Their smart would be much gooder if they had maps. )

I have to give a quick, but most sincere thanks to ack_attack for introducing me to Flight of the Conchords.

THESE GUYS ARE AWESOME ON WHITE/WHEAT/MULTIGRAIN TOAST.

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