well.

[sexyscholar]

you know how i thought my flist liked me?

well, apparently they don't. they're all just trying to kill me.

first, seraphimerising alerts me to



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i am not lying when i tell you that this picture made me have some sort of weird muscle spasm that i can't even put a name to. i can't even.

and she was all innocent about it too. like, 'oh i saw this and thought about you lalalalala.' and then --> SPASM

and then das_hydra went and posted



josh pretending to jerk off? are you serious?

how did you even post that without dying, das_hydra? really.

I CAN'T EVEN.

i don't know what i did to you guys, but pls don't kill me.

i have kids.