these tarts of pop

Since when do you call me Kate?

"OMG SINCE I TOTALLY BANGED BLONDIE (JULIETTE) ON THE BIZNEECH!"

Okay, so Sawyer didn't say that, but I really wanted him to. :p

There was a lot of Charlie/Desmond going on, and I loved it. AND THE CAPSLOCK RETURNZ!


CUZ DESMOND WOULD BE LIKE, "YOU'RE GONNA DIE, BROTHA."

AND THEN CHARLIE WOULD BE LIKE, "WELL HOW'S IT GONNA HAPPEN, BROTHA?"

AND THEN DEZ WAS ALL, "I CAN'T TELL YOU, BROTHA."

AND CHARLIE WAS ALL LIKE, "WELL, WHY'D YOU EVEN BOTHER TO TELL ME IF YOU CAN'T TELL ME, BROTHA?!!"

AND DEZ WAS LIKE, "CUZ I USED TO BE A BROTHA BROTHA, AND I THOUGHT I HAD TO TELL YOU BROTHA CUZ HONESTY WAS LIKE, IN OUR BROTHA CODE AND STUFF."