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Mar. 21st, 2006
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Mar. 21st, 2006 02:14 pmThe Bumpy Soda by Geoffrey & Mona
One day there was a shiny lotion. The shiny lotion was quite content to live in a fingernail and eat whiskers.
Suddenly, there was a arrogant knocking sound coming from the bell. The lotion jumped in fright. It decided to dance to the rubber ball, and got there just in time to see a bumpy soda standing there! The soda waved a bald smack and the lotion turned into a funky tie. One quite unable to chew!
The soda shimmered and disappeared, leaving a few keys in its place. The tie picked up the keys and popped one into her ear. The gift of speech befell the tie, who exclaimed,
"What a electric day! I think I shall pick pogo sticks!" This is the funniest thing I have ever read. This week.
Off went the funky tie, swimmingly running and skipping, finally tripping on a careless pencil and toppling headlong into a shiny shoe. Needless to say, it succumbed to a wild death.
The moral of this story?
If you are thinking of becoming a lotion, never open a rubber ball until you are sure there is no bumpy soda lying in wait.
Above all, live heatedly. The pogo sticks you eat may be your last!
Make you own stupid, but highly amusing story!
The 5,389,229,474,573rd new layout. Foolish was I to think that I could deny my Ronniekins muse.
One day there was a shiny lotion. The shiny lotion was quite content to live in a fingernail and eat whiskers.
Suddenly, there was a arrogant knocking sound coming from the bell. The lotion jumped in fright. It decided to dance to the rubber ball, and got there just in time to see a bumpy soda standing there! The soda waved a bald smack and the lotion turned into a funky tie. One quite unable to chew!
The soda shimmered and disappeared, leaving a few keys in its place. The tie picked up the keys and popped one into her ear. The gift of speech befell the tie, who exclaimed,
"What a electric day! I think I shall pick pogo sticks!" This is the funniest thing I have ever read. This week.
Off went the funky tie, swimmingly running and skipping, finally tripping on a careless pencil and toppling headlong into a shiny shoe. Needless to say, it succumbed to a wild death.
The moral of this story?
If you are thinking of becoming a lotion, never open a rubber ball until you are sure there is no bumpy soda lying in wait.
Above all, live heatedly. The pogo sticks you eat may be your last!
Make you own stupid, but highly amusing story!
The 5,389,229,474,573rd new layout. Foolish was I to think that I could deny my Ronniekins muse.
