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Dood. I'm up at 3 frackin' am in the morning. At least I've had 3 hours of sleep already.

So, I'm watching music videos, of course. The new Sevendust video, "Enemy," has a guy with no arms...street wrestling.

It's okay though, because he wears football padding.



His manager is a midget who's biggest influences are Run DMC and Blackbeard. Peep the Adidas sweatsuit and eyepatch.



His name is Chi Chi Gigante. Coolest name I've heard all day.

Anyway. No-Arms Dude is a street wrestler, like I said. And he's wrestling Chyna...who looks kinda weird to me. Sort of anorexic-light...and blonde. O_o



I guess this is the kind of thing that you can only see at 3 a.m. More's the pity.






Ewww...Limp Bizkit just came on. Thora Birch??? And former star Bill Paxton??? *smacks forehead*

CLICK.

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I don't want to play anymore.

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One year ago today, I was happy as a lark. But now, I go for walks...to the movies...maybe to the park. I have a seat on the same old bench, to watch the children play. They say, "Tomorrow is their future," but for me, just another day.

Whoa...it's amazing the garbage I keep packed in my head.

Anyway.

I was going to say that one year ago today, this brought me great amusement.

A whole new list of friends to commemerate.

• viper_07 is like a normal blender, but it hasn't gone on any murderous rampages yet.


• teofphiglet is a stereo system that turns your lights on and off and hangs upside-down from the ceiling.


• ruby_slippers is a hole-punch that dissolves dirt, can be used to deter muggers and is rustproof.


• uncouther is a razor that runs on methane!


• wdalphin is a Christmas tree! It hasn't gone on any murderous rampages yet!


• jennablue is a microwave that takes high-quality digital photos! It walks on three mechanical legs and can interface with your human clone.


• thatmikeychick is a fax machine that's ten feet tall! It uses captured Martian technology and comes with its own storage kennel.


• mightyafrodite is like a normal rocket launcher, but it emits dangerous radiation.


• albadore is a cricket bat that displays a slideshow of pictures, makes hilariously rude noises and keeps drinks hot.


• misterfader is like a normal handheld sticking plaster, but it pushes things down staircases.


• dean_r is a first-aid kit! It is made from recycled cardboard!


• marxis is a car that pings when it's ready!


• xgreen_eyesx is an airbag that's designed by Terence Conran! It speaks with the voice of James Earl Jones and has been blessed by a priest.

Uhhh...

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...is it physically possible for me to do such a thing? O_o

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( I just fell in love with this picture. )

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