Tonight,
I saw Eric Stoltz dance.
I saw Eric Stoltz's naked butt.
I saw Eric Stoltz's naked bishop in a turtleneck.
I saw Eric Stoltz on Ecstacy.
I saw Eric Stoltz toss off.
I saw Eric Stoltz muff-munch...twice...
...and now it's time for bed.
(Eric Stoltz is still...so hot.)