For shits and giggles...

<td bgcolor="#000000">Username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">sexyscholar</td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will die by:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">You always were kinky in your sex life and took it just a bit too far. You died over doing breath control, blood play, or some other strange kink.</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Death Date:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">October 27, 2048</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Number attending your funeral?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">127</td><td bgcolor="#000000">How much will you leave to friends and family?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">$81,919</td>

What will your Funeral be like? by rashock
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127? I'll doing well if I get 27 people at my send-off.

I wonder how many of those I'd slept with...

$81,919... my drug and whore money, no doubt.