Julia Child's got NOTHING on me...

Wanna know what happens to an egg if you boil it too long?

Eventually the water evaporates completely, the eggs start to cook.

The shells turn a brown/black and eventually explode, spraying bits of yolk and white all over the stove.

Your pretty silver/copper-bottom pot burns up at the bottom and anything left in the pot continues to burn.

The end result is no eggs, a not-pretty silver/copper-bottom burnt pot, and your living quarters smelling like burnt sulfur.

The End

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What happened was...I decided that I wanted to make a salad. I like hard-boiled eggs in my salad. I put on the eggs, and then promptly fell asleep...for two hours.

Yup.

Mona, US© Style.

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The first time I heard of this movie, I thought he said "Freddy vs. Jesus."

Now that's a movie I would pay good money to see!

I realize this is probably pushing the limits of LJ...

...but what the hell, I can still ask.

Is there a way to check your journal entries for a certain word?

The word I'm looking for is "nice." As in, "that's a nice third arm," or "have a super duper nice day."

I don't like that word. It's so, howdoyousay?...milquetoast-ish. I want to find out if I've ever used it in my posts.

I much prefer "cool," or "sweet," or even "awesome" (rad, gnarly, to the max *smacks self*)

Anyway, is this possible? Or is it another among the several wet dreams I have regarding the capabilities of LJ.

Like teleportation.

Edit: And The Notorious P.H.I.G. comes thru wit the knowledge!

There is a tool created by xevinx that will allow you to search back 50 entries. I think that's all it can do, but it is a good start!

You can find it hurr.

I only had that word in one entry besides this one. It has been rectified.

(Side note...I'm starting to rock this HTML right hurr...)