The reviews are in!

"Embalmed in the deadening juices of Affleck and Lopez's throwaway celebrity." -- Maitland McDonagh, TV GUIDE'S MOVIE GUIDE

"The vow Jen and Ben should exchange is to promise to never step foot in front of a movie camera together again as long as they both shall live." -- Rebecca Murray, ABOUT.COM

"This is a movie that manages to keep finding new ways of being stupid." -- Eric D. Snider, ERICDSNIDER.COM

"Hopelessly misconceived exercise in celebrity self-worship." -- A.O. Scott, NEW YORK TIMES

"A recent episode of South Park suggested that a fourth-grader's hand puppet could turn in a better performance than Ms. Lopez, and in the case of Gigli, it's hard to argue." -- Luke Y. Thompson, NEW TIMES

RottenTomatoes.com

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Dontcha wanna see it? Dontcha?!

I have a feeling Ms. Lopez made a better performance ( here. )

As I posted in teofphiglet's journal, anybody (male or female) who pays to see the movie "Gigli" without the promise of pussy afterwards needs to be beaten to a bloody pulp.

While being forced to listen to that "Jenny from the block" pap.

Yesh.

By way of teofphiglet.

( You Cannot Reach Me. )

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YOU'RE JULIA/BONNIE CASTLE!!! (From Original Sin)
The world is not all black and white, and you are
the proof. At times you're completely cold-
blooded, and at others you're as sweet and
caring as summer rain. You have seen much of
the world and its troubles, and in order to
survive you have pushed your conscience back
into the recesses of your mind. However, your
conscience does still exist. You're deep and
mysterious, and truly captivating. And whilst
you may find it hard to admit at times, what
you really want is someone to love who will
love you back for who you really are.


Which Angelina Jolie character are you?
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They all *want* to know me...they just don't realize it yet.

Closest 50 non-Friends for sexyscholar:

1: lj_maintenance, 2: news, 3: beauvoleur, 4: agelesssoldier, 5: skinnywhiteboy, 6: blindbunnie, 7: found_objects, 8: deny_n7, 9: michigan_music, 10: lachicacalambre, 11: mjnola, 12: queerchicanos, 13: screendoor, 14: jues, 15: kingofunrealuk, 16: opheliasspirit, 17: paul, 18: salemite, 19: simonmarshall, 20: toodles, 21: brentz, 22: caroledalphin, 23: daringojosan, 24: explodingcat, 25: geeshnu, 26: floatyfish, 27: jakothewoods, 28: krasota, 29: tuberatn, 30: zetarose, 31: acoolsecretary, 32: _lady_lazarus_, 33: bethie8888, 34: lj_nifty, 35: addme25_and_up, 36: ral, 37: asoctoberfalls, 38: dance_till_dawn, 39: ebaymafia, 40: envyishardcore, 41: hey_listen_punk, 42: iradiateheat, 43: mestified, 44: metaljmz, 45: nancyboy2000, 46: punkindetroit, 47: punkstergirl83, 48: xsumfallenstarx, 49: nycsbeauty78, 50: eatstoomuchjam

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You can get your list here. But I'll warn you, it takes a little while. I basically just kept hitting "Submit Query" every few minutes until it told me it was calculating my results.

:)

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I think it's time to start writing again. A new story is in order.

Mona needs literary smut, dammit!

:p