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So...erm...

My browser apparently does not appreciate the term, "blazing saddles."

It shuts down EVERY TIME I try to search it. It won't Google, Yahoo, or AltaVista.

I wondered if it might have been some sort of language filter. So I tried searching "suck my cock." That worked.

greyyguy even tried sending me a link to a Google search. You know this bitch closed down when I clicked on it?

I've made no changes to my brower settings.

WTF?!

I just wanted a Blazing Saddles icon, dammit!

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Whip it.

Whip it good.

She was incomplete...like Swiss...

"They had but one last remaining night together, so they embraced each other as tightly as that two-flavor entwined string cheese that is orange and yellowish-white, the orange probably being a bland Cheddar and the white ... Mozzarella, although it could possibly be Provolone or just plain American, as it really doesn't taste distinctly dissimilar from the orange, yet they would have you believe it does by coloring it differently."

Now this, my friends, is literature*.


*litter-a-toooure

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The lovely Maura asked this question, and now it gots me wondering the same thing...

What is the opposite of me?

*ponders*

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Because you never know when you might need one.