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what warning label are you?

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"Son, a woman is a lot like a...a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and, um...oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one. But you can't stop at just one. You wanna drink another woman!"

You're the lusty, drunken, party type. Booze, and members of the opposite sex are pretty much all you think about. While your party attitude may land you some fun and all, it could also get you into some trouble. Not to mention the fact that you annoy the hell out of some people with your drunken desires.


Which Advice Quote said by Homer Simpson are You?
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How the hell did I end up on a MILF list? *_*

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My friends, I'd like to introduce to you the latest (temporary) member of the Sexyscholar family.

This is Baby.



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You are pretty horny. Sex is definitely not a
foreign concept for you, and you're probably
ready to do some serious lovin'. Still, you're
not as horny as some.


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