May. 27th, 2003

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"I got mail! Yaaaay! I got mail, yaaaaay!!!"
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If I were a month I would be: October
If I were a day of the week I would be: Thursday
If I were a time of day I would be: 7 pm
If I were a planet I would be: Mars
If I were a sea animal I would be: a dolphin
If I were a direction I would be: East
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a bed, specifically a pillow
If I were a historical figure I would be: Nefertiti
If I were a liquid I would be: Pepsi
If I were a stone, I would be: onyx
If I were a tree, I would be: a tall, dark pine tree
If I were a bird, I would be: a Great Tit, apparently... :p
If I were a tool, I would be: cordless screwdriver. Arf!
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: calla lily
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: sunny, partly cloudy with a 10% chance of precipitation
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: mermaid
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a piano
If I were an animal, I would be: cat
If I were a color, I would be: navy blue
If I were an emotion, I would be: who knows?
If I were a vegetable, I would be: carrot
If I were a sound, I would be: gentle moan
If I were an element, I would be: water
If I were a car, I would be: Dodge Durango
If I were a song, I would be: "Clocks" by Coldplay
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Spike Lee
If I were a book, I would be written by: Joseph Heller
If I were a food, I would be: Sate' chicken
If I were a place, I would be: a lakefront
If I were a material, I would be: silk
If I were a taste, I would be: perfection, apparently
If I were a scent, I would be: Mona, with a hint of babyoil
If I were a religion, I would be: pfffft
If I were a word, I would be: lascivious
If I were an object, I would be: a feather
If I were a body part I would be: eyes
If I were a facial expression I would be: content
If I were a subject in school I would be: English
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Penfold
If I were a shape I would be: a star
If I were a number I would be: 8
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"My friends still ask, 'how is that black friend of yours?'"
sexyscholar: (fush yu mang)
This disturbs me deeply...

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