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no, rpattz. i am most certainly NOT dazzled.

you know what?

FUCK BELLA. FUCK HER IN FACE.

eta: jfc the more i watch it, the more i fucking hate her.

"i love you."

why?

because love is blind. and deaf. and stupid. and has bad taste.

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Amen sister!

Fuck ALL of them...when ever my younger sister and her friends do the Team Edward V. Team Jacob fights I scream "I SUPPORT REMUS LUPIN" as loudly and as frequently as possible....

LMAO!

My thoughts exactly.

Bella just bugs me. In the books they attempted to present her as this incredibly nice, gracious, and caring individual when she's the opposite. She treats her human friends like crap. She treats her parents like they're 4.

And I'm Team Let's Burn The Books Before the Next Generation of Girls Thinks that Having a Boyfriend is the Most Important Thing in the World.

AMEN!!!

Did you ever read this?
http://markreadstwilight.buzznet.com/user/journal/4400301/mark-reads-twilight-preface-chapter/
It's the absolute best.

Also, I wholeheartedly agree with you. I hate Bella, Kristen Stewart, and Stephanie Meyer. If I saw Stephanie Meyer in the middle of the street then I would run her over with my car. If I saw Stephanie Meyer dying...I would not help her. That is how much I hate her.

PS: There's a lot of things to hate about the books and films but I will hate them just for the thoughts they put into people's heads about Native people. Some stupid teenage girl asked me (when she found out I was Native America) if I was of the Quileute tribe and then asked me if I could turn into a werewolf. IN ALL SERIOUSNESS

I had to hold back slapping her because she was a patron.

Oh hell yeah!

I'll volunteer the alcohol and the match 0:)

oh you mean Bella Swan- The biggest Mary Sue to grace the New York Times Best seller's list.. Shame Stephenie Meyer!!!!

See that's what we're doing wrong we should all write Mary Sues and make millions of smackaroos!!!!

I'M WATCHING IT TOO... And I agree...

My mom just said, "Bella has disgusting taste in men..." LMAO!

I do ♥ me some Jella though... But He deserves so much better than her...

"i love you."

why?

because love is blind. and deaf. and stupid. and has bad taste.

Manipulative... Just plain Manipulative!!!

I mean. Not even perpetually shirtless!Taylor Lautner is helping this movie.

You mentioned liking "Jella," I'm assuming that's Jasper/Bella?

Then you might like this fic: Contingencies by my sweetheart,

tehprincessj.

I only read it because she wrote it, but I was glad I did. IT'S REALLY GOOD. AND HOT. AND THE BEST FIX-IT FIC EVER.

No... *points at icon* Jella is Jacob/Bella... Unfortunately my love for them started before I knew what would happen in the last book... *sigh*

Oh, but really why else would you watch it? I mean this would far surpass quality of "bad" movies... Its painful... And seeing Edward's chest after seeing jacob's and all of the wolfpack? Can we say Anti-Climatic?

Girl, Jacob's bare chest is my Medicine for this sickly-sweet "Heroin" overdose...

It warms the belly... Kind of like scotch?

OHHHHHH I SEE. Ooops. :\

(In other news, I totally had a epiphany this afternoon and wrote most of the smut for your R/D. Now I just have to come up with the non-smut at the beginning. :p)

BUT BUT BUT HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE THEM? THEY'RE LIKE TOTALLY IN LOVE AND IT'S SO PERFECT AND HE'S SO AMAZING AND DAZZLING AND SHINING, AND WHO WOULDN'T WANT A BOYFRIEND THAT WATCHES YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT AND STALKS YOU AND CAN CHOMP INTO YOUR FLESH AT ANY MOMENT? THAT SOUNDS TOTALLY AWESOME TO MEEEEEEEEE. BECAUSE, YA KNOW, ~~RPATTZ~~ EDWARD CULLEN IS SO AWESOME AND AMAZING AND VAMPIRES TOTALLY SPARKLE DAMMIT! ALL THOSE OTHER AUTHORS GOT IT WRONG, THEY DON'T BURN UP IN THE SUN, THEY JUST SPARKLE, BUT ALL THOSE OTHER GIRLS WERE JUST BLINDED BY THE SPARKLING AND THEIR EYES BURNED, SO THEY THOUGHT THAT THE VAMPIRES WERE ON FIRE. TOTALLY. AND YA KNOW, IT'S TOTALLY COOL THAT LIKE HE DOES STUFF AND LOOKS AT HER LIKE SHE SMELLS LIKE SHE ROLLED IN DOG SHIT, AND I TOTALLY WANT TO BE ~~STEPHENIE MEYER~~ BELLA AND HAVE A CREEPY STALKER UNDEAD BOYFRIEND LIKE THAT. IT WOULD BE AWESOME.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

Aww! I love you too, bb! 8DDD

Sorry, Mona... But I must...

Yay!

Now I just have to come up with the non-smut at the beginning. :p)

Not the Non-Smut!

Well.

I mean. It could just start with the glittery fucking. You know, "Ron and Draco come back high from a rave and have sex for no reason."

Or something like that. :p

Nah... Back story is my evil vice...

BTW... Dunno if you've seen this, but...

http://www.afterelton.com/node/32678

Okay. I'll do my best. :p

Oh. OH OH OH. Reid's gonna fall first, I CAN FEEL IT.

Fuck yeah, he is!

This will be the one for Luke. He's always chasing after the "Straight" guys... This time they both know who they are, and HE will be chased...

"Things get physical between Luke and Reid"

*dies*

I KNOW. IT'S KILLING ME.

I'm really hoping that with only six months or so to go, that the writers will just go for it and give them an actual love scene. None of this coming out of the shower "OH WE TOTALLY JUST HAD SEX" bullshit.

I want grabby, fierce kissing and pulling at clothes and lips on bare skin. I want 'so turned on they can't help themselves.'

YES! LIKE THIS!!!

ILU MORE AND MORE EVERY DAY. :D :D :D

It could just start with the glittery fucking.

I read this and started to panic that you were writing Ron or Draco as a sparklepire. D: D: D:

OH DEAR GOD NO. I WOULD NEVER EVER. SHOOT ME IF I EVEN THINK OF IT, K?

No, I promised

glancast that I'd write her some frivolous R/D porn, because I apparently gutted her with an angsty-ish drabble I did a few days ago. In her list of "wants" she mentioned something about glitter. xD

JFC YES JUST LIKE THIS

EXCEPT FOR THE ENDING. *SADFACE*

I WILL. I PROMISE I WILL SHOOT YOU IF IT COMES TO THAT, NOT MATTER HOW DIFFICULT IT MAY BE. D:

See, and now all I can think about is glitter is uncomfortable places. XD

Well, it's more like body glitter. OOOH I THINK I'LL MAKE IT FLAVORED.

You know. Because they have that now.

Well I know THAT. But still. XD

(I'm just that twitchy. BODY GLITTER GOES ON THE OUTSIDE. D: )

Yeah... The Ending... Fucking Smelly Whore Ethan!!!

(Oh dear. Well, if it helps any, it's only on, like, the proper extremities. Nothing on the speshul bits. :p)

(It does. XD )

And I pretty much would hate you if you did write that... I'm just as turned off by Sparkles as any normal sane person.

i'm too distracted by Bella's lazy eye
it just irks me

and Dakota Fanning is too darned grown up
that was the creeepiest part of the movie to me

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